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21 de Septiembre, 2006
The Secret Plan to Inflict Guilt Upon Whites
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THE BRILLIANT (AND NEVER SCARED) JONAH GOLDBERG has uncovered a diabolical plan that stretches at least 300 years into our past; a plan that shows the long-range planning skills inherent in the 9/11 attacks, among many other horrendous anti-American actions. In an OpEd titled West Needs to Stand Up to Muslim Bullies, published September 21 and delivered to this writer's very doorstep in the Eugene Register Guard, our hero (Jonah Goldberg) outlines the crux of America's failure to succeed in Iraq. This very same problem, he goes on to say, afflicts White America in other ways, and is all a part of a masterful plan to burden Whites of the West with a surplus of negative emotions.
I call this man brilliant because up to now, I had thought America was getting its ass handed to it in the Iraq occupation for a number of obvious reasons...like not having enough troops. Or behaving like torturers, criminals, and sadists to the citizens of Iraq....and then photographing it. Or invading a sovereign nation without the International Community's support. Or for pissing on the International Community's disapproval. Or for lying to the American Public. Or for keeping troops in too long with no real reason to lay down their lives. I was actually simple-minded enough to think that all of these contributed. But that's me, and I'm just a common man!
It takes a mind like Jonah Goldberg's to see past all those mundane "reasons" and truly grasp the core reality of what's at work, here. For never, in my feeble mind, did I conceive of the deviousness that is truly chipping away out our Western Greatness.
The best book for illuminating what's going on in the Muslim "street" isn't some weighty treatise on Islam; it's a short little tract called 'White Guilt.'
Whites [Steele] argues, have internalized their own their own demonization. Deep down they fear they are imperialistic, racist bastards, and they are desperate to prove themselves.
The West is caught in a simialry dysfunctional cycle of extortion and intimidation with Islam, but on a grander and more violent scale."
—West needs to stand up to Muslim bullies, Jonah Goldberg, The Register, Sept. 21, 2006
First of all, I honestly have no idea what would give anyone the notion that White America is now acting, or has ever acted in a racist, or imperialist, (or fatherless and bastardly) way. And I don't think any Whites should give a damn about White Racism, or the past anyway. Like Jonah, I think it would be categorically wrong for any of today's White Citizenry to go around trying to prove they are not racist or that they are not imperialists (or bastards)! Very wrong.
Yet, despite this freedom from guilt that White America and the Western World ought to enjoy by birthright, the non-White races (and I see, now that my eyes have been opened by the Jonah) have clearly been "exploiting" and "intimidating" the Caucasian race, anyway! The Blacks especially, who have managed to cunningly get themselves enslaved and lynched and raped and beaten for years and years just so they could get Whites on the defensive! You see how tricky those Blacks are? Damn! And it almost worked! Jonah Goldberg's right. It's only getting worse. Mexican immigrants are now trying to use the same type of tactics by getting themselves vilified, fired from their jobs, evicted and deported from the country! Just so in a few hundred years, they can make White people feel bad. That whole Mexican vendetta thing, no doubt. You think they would have gotten their sick beaner kicks already by giving up half their country under duress. But I guess that wasn't enough for them, the masochists. Grrrrr! Sadomasochistic Mexicans!
All these long-term plans by various brown races...just to inflict emotional suffering on the Whites, who are so kind and breezy that they are willing to just let bygones be bygones. Are Jonah and me the only ones to seethe and note this unfairness?
Whether it's the Pope's comments or some Danish cartoons, self-appointed spokesmen for the Islamic Street say 'You have offended a billion Muslims,' which really means, 'There are so many of us, you should watch out.'"
—West needs to stand up to Muslim bullies, Self-Appointed Spokesman for the West Street, The Register, Sept. 21, 2006
Jonah's right. This life is all about Cross-the-Line games, like the kind we play in grade school. Even matters as serious as War and Nation Building and Global Nuclear Stability. And the Western world shouldn't have to take this subtle bullying any more than Whites should have to be bossed around by any old emotion or fragment of conscience that their nervous system kicks up. The West needs to band together, from the Danes to the Jonahs, and shrug off this ridiculous exploition and intimidation; these Shackles of Guilt that Blacks, Mexicans, Chinese, Native Americans, and now Muslims keep trying to slap around their wrists.
Straight from the genius' mouth: White Americans (or the "West," subtracting France) need to confront the Schoolyard Bully of Islam—and once and for all, knock him down to the ground and bomb all his children and sisters and daughters until there is nothing left but blood and bone and sand. No fighters, no clerics making threats, no wedding parties, no 14 year old girls at checkpoints, no human pyramids, no waterboarding, no guilt. Just a happy ending filled with swelling musical scores and American glory for all.
Just like a Disney® flick.




kick it, ése.