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6 de Noviembre, 2006
Flag on the Field
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT if politics worked like sports in that if you caught a team cheating, they would be penalized and forced to forfeit a percentage or number of "points" as a penalty? What? Making illegal robocalls? You lose 5000 VOTES, vato! Booyah! All up in ya tightest race! Ouch!
I really think it's the way to go. And for stealing an entire election, you just plain get drop-smacked into suspended animation; you get punk-zapped into a slab of carbonite like Han Solo. ...Ooh, I get chills just visualizing the new, ebon, dominesque row of faces. Like a bitter, dark-chocolate, obelisk parade of paralyzed perp-walk. A mini, mournful, malevolent but mute Mount Rushmore of mug-shottery magnificence.
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kick it, ése.