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23 de Diciembre, 2006
Santa, Illegal Alien whose time has come.
Categorized under Humor | Tags: YouTube
Santa is not an American nor is he legally recognized for residency or occupational purposes in this country. Oblivious to this fact, millions of Americans delight in inviting him into their homes and allowing him to work unsupervised every year. Children and the elderly are especially vulnerable to his costume and demeanor.
Santa does not work alone, but employs hundreds to thousands of elves in what are clearly described as sweatshop or slave labor-type conditions. This takes jobs away from honest and hard-working Americans who play by the rules."
Appearing unlawfully for too long to remember, Santa Claus has come to represent a range of labor practices that undercut the American workforce in favor of unfair foreign competition or informal domestic laborers. Across America, the economies of small cities like Hazleton have been decimated as a result.
For further information, the group has launched a website, www.NoSantaForHazelton.com, which will serve as a resource for the town and a model for other towns to adopt in a national movement. The website will be used to collect donations to air a television advertisement the group has prepared, but includes additional features such as tips for parents to talk to their children about Santa, and an internet action tool for people of all ages to send letters to Santa asking him to stay away. In Hazleton, as the No Santa For Hazleton looks boldy to the future, this Christmas promises to be like no other.
Press Inquiries:
Email or call Mayor Barletta's office at 570-459-4910
—No Santa For Hazleton
Write your own letter to the nasty invader and tell him he's not welcome in this land of the free and home of the brave!
Sombrero tip a Migra Matters
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Comentarios (2)
H.Cocles dijo:
Hey genius. He lives and resides in the North Pole which is not a state or territory of the United States. Therefore his construction and distribution of toys does not fall within the realm of immigration laws but rather in the realm of customs law. As long as he has a vistor's visa he can come and go within the United States and is not taking the jobs of good, hard-working, Americans. He's not different than any Chinese, Japanese or German businessman that makes his goods outside of the U.S. and then comes through on a visit.
Palabras por H.Cocles spat forth on el 24 de Diciembre, 2006 at 10:32 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
ooh. that delivery was so, like, alpha i think i just shivered! wow. anyway, that's very interesting, i think you should tell nosantaforhazleton.com. they'd probably be really glad to clear it up. i got a laugh out of the video, as my own legal acumen somehow managed to snooze through the whole matter of customs, etc. :(
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 24 de Diciembre, 2006 at 11:02 PM