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11 de Diciembre, 2006
The Department of Just-Us
Categorized under Dear Alberto , Política Estados Unidos , Terrorizing la Gente | Tags: gonzales, Police State, satire, surveillance, war on terror
OUR FRIEND ALBERTO GONZALES (the 2nd generation Mexican American who doesn't remember how his parents got here) or his little suit-wearin' posse—have been doing the clickie-clickie-clickie and I fear I may just have to create a new category for him, since I have been informed that his outfit, the Department of Just-us, has been scopin' out The Unapologetic Mexican.
So, though I assume that they are watching everyone, at all times, now I have definitive proof. I figured it was only fair I warn visitors, although if they're here, then they are at your place, too.
This doesn't really change anything, except I feel safer. Because if the DOJ has time to be readin' for their own edification and leisure, then they must have finished catching Bad Guys. And I don't know about you, but that just brings me a big sigh of relief. Just to know that Gonzales is on the job. Because I know how important it is to him that we are all happy and healthy and safe. He's like a big, smiling, torture-lovin', White Mexican Daddy who wants to make sure we are eating our spinach, and mostly, that we don't get too "lonely," or "isolated," or..."radicalized."
The threat of homegrown terrorist cells -- radicalized online, in prisons and in other groups of socially isolated souls -- may be as dangerous as groups like al Qaeda, if not more so. They certainly present new challenges to detection.
It is therefore essential that we continue to develop the tools we need to investigate their actions and intentions with the help of our partners, and prosecute those who travel down the road of radicalization.
—Alberto "Too Much Acid in College" Gonzales
So I won't start my new category yet. But knowing that The Most Famous Mexican-looking Man (or his representatives) in America is scopin' out my humble little blog, I imagine it will be called "Dear Alberto." For now, though, I'll just say Adios, Alberto! Nos vemos!
(Dear Alberto: In Spanish, that means "Goodbye, Alberto! We'll see be seeing each other!")
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» An Eye in D.C. from The Unapologetic Mexican
SOMEONE in Washington D.C. with hardware/software that prevents their machine from being seen (and, ugh...is using Netscape 4) is digging The Unapologetic Mexican...... [Read More]
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Comentarios (12)
belledame222 dijo:
wo! dude! say, is this thing live?
"HI, MOM!!" (waving frantically)
Palabras por belledame222 spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:19 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
jeje!
Mom says POWER TO THA PEOPLE!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Man Eegee dijo:
I dare them to lurk at my blog, I'll sick la llorona on them.
Palabras por Man Eegee spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Leesee dijo:
If they read enough of our stuff maybe a little ray of light will penetrate their obtuse and dense brains, or not.
Palabras por Leesee spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:21 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
WE SHALL CONVERT THEM WITH TEARS AND LIGHT!!
(or Man: am I missing something? Did you change Bud's name to "La llorona?")
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:21 PM
Man Eegee dijo:
Nah, although he's a big cry baby. Especialmente a las cinco de la mañana. He's on a strict eating schedule...meaning he demands one.
La llorona lives behind my parents' house in the creek, didn't you know? (As well as every other rillito nearby adults who needed her to scare their little niños into submission.)
Palabras por Man Eegee spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:22 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
gah of course!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:22 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
Hey Alberto!
I saw this the other day, you just reminded me, XP. Kind of spooky.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:23 PM
cheesesauce dijo:
No tengo miedo del baboso Alberto "pinche wedo" Gonzales. Liberdad por siempre.
Palabras por cheesesauce spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:24 PM
XP dijo:
That was a very interesting vid and it is very spooky. I am hoping it was their imagination running wild and it really was just some animal, like a raccoon, lost dog cat or something.
Palabras por XP spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:26 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
xp. it's probably a well-acted spoofyhoax. but when the guy turns and his eyes reflect the flashlight, and they run, it makes me laugh.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:26 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
cheesesauce, me neever. y word up.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 22 de Diciembre, 2006 at 04:27 PM