What you need is a HAL 9000 supercomputer, the occasional homicidal spree is only a minor inconvenience.
And look on the bright side, bald, impotent men with an urge to do shady deals with Nigerians are never short of helpful emails.

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I love the Don Juan graphic (is there a hi-res version?).
Did you know that Journey to Ixtlan ranks with the Bible and Letters From Earth among Confederate Yankee's favorite works? It's true

thanks LG...that's not my grafik by the way. credit to me is in the code by default, and i drag the code into my post window, sometimes i forget to change the name. i'll have to fix that. i dont have a high rez version. i love this guy's work tho, polish artist he does amaaaazing stuff. he also did the mask/backpack on the last "White Lens" post...

maybe its my glasses, but that owens dude looks a bit like a cock?

and how can you be for"...families with closets full of assault weapons" (your link) and then whine about at paul hackett for "brandishing a weapon" when peeps crash into his property? hunh. and then he (all pretzel like) turns it into a criticism of the "(generally gun-hating) netroots"???? is it me or does he have a bug eating his brain away and talking for him?

OH i get it...paul hackett is not in the same "republickin" club as dick owens? is that it?

people. they confuse me.

yeah...that HAL had a major beta issue, d'int he?

jeje funny comment yo

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yo soy Horsedooty!

Paletero Man
Oye Chica, Que Paso ?
Tengo mas sabores...Fresa, Vainilla, Jamaica, y Tamarindo...
Te gusta el tamarindo ? Eh...ten...ay esta
no charge for you free... for the others your friends un dollar
Ay estas bonita ey do you wanna ride in my cart?(bells) [let's go, let'sgo, let's go]
Putos...

No tengo bubble gum (ay)
Y no chic o stick (No,No)
My bells go dununu
Come get your paletas quick
You see the hynas got me cuause my ice - cream be muy frio
they tell me dame mas papi (aye dios mio)
this ain't no ice - cream truck it's just me and my patas
I've got many different flavors from Jamaica to Horchata
Sandia, Limon, Vanilla, Simon, and they only cost a dollar right out side of your home
Get one homie, get two
don't be a tight ass guey one for Maria too (dos homie)
I know you wanna ride I get on my cart (andale suvate)
now hold on tight and ring my bells lets go lets go vamonos lets go

Paletero Man(ring ring), Paletero Man(ring ring)
Paletero Man they call me paletero man(ring ring)(andale que quieres.wat do you want)
Paletero Man Paletero Man
Ice Cream Man (apuranse tengo mas calles)
Paletero Man(ring ring), Paletero Man(ring ring)
Paletero Man they call me paletero man(ring ring)
Paletero Man Paletero Man
Ice Cream Man

Hey foo check it out
Come on girl don't be cruel it's Mamo from the stupid foo's
Got a sister bring a girl, got a prima bring her too
I heard she likes lickin' dedos straight up with the paletero
Not you man we'll keep it ghetto Ven Pa' ca yo te quiero
I know you wanna take lick of my nasty chocalate
Stupid foo keep it coo don't - eat- all of it
I only have enough for one 'cause having none ain't no fun
All latinas love the pina and i can't leave until i'm done

Paletero Man(ring ring), Paletero Man(ring ring)
Paletero Man they call me paletero man(ring ring)
Paletero Man Paletero Man
Ice Cream Man(apuranse tengo mas calles)
Paletero Man(ring ring), Paletero Man(ring ring)
Paletero Man they call me paletero man(ring ring)
Paletero Man Paletero Man
Ice Cream Man

Andale mija ya me voy
Te gusta el corn mi cousin pascuao es un ellote man
Mi tio Raul he sells raspados
that's it i'm out of paletas
I'll be back tomaroww
Alrato (sheowww)

Add me please.
OZ

jajaja that was great mano! i almost started dancing great rhyme y ritmo...

OZ, added.

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…that owens dude looks a bit like a cock?

But a warrior cock.

And whether he's stalking Jamil Hussein, plotting the invasion of Iran, or (my favorite) writing a letter to Dear Leader, he's always good for a laugh.

The actual song: http://www.vigilarte.net/library/103
The Muertos Palatero Man: http://www.vigilarte.net/gallery/207

are you sure you did not turn moderator on because of my feminist nitpicking? ;)

the woman with the heels is tryin' to keep the brown woman down too, ya know!

luisa promises to stop trolling forever starting (drum roll) now!

your feminist nitpicking helps me grow, don'tcha know? :)

jeje. of course you are right about her...i just knew you'd say something when i saw that word "man." damn you. you are infecting my brain.

although i rarely comment, i might as well go through this testing post, just in case. :)

i guess i remembered to add you!

Hi, I'm new. I'm filling this out so I can comment occasionally and leave my lurking space. :)

Must I join the fray? Like I had any choice!

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Everything gets harder in futurama.

I really enjoy my comments from those who use no email address.

I guess that was sarcasm

Ah, I see...Join the tuxedoed elite, and up goes the drawbridge to keep the riffraff out of smelling distance while the shrimp cocktails and cucumber sandies are served by the heated pool, chop chop.

;>)

Forgive my kidding, nezua. Defending oneself from unwanted intrusion is no vice.

Woe, the hazards of increased traffic...Puddles of input from digitized curs lifting their meretricious leg to mark some purloined territory, and relentless advertising designed to play on the insecurities of those who should have more than enough to worry about without adding equipment size and function to the list.

Much success to your pushback.

jeje, naw darkblack...its funny. damn tuxedos. damn digitized curs!!

i am also anticipating a huge backlash against an article i just wrote (print mag) and that is being sent around to rightwing people, big marketing push, anti-buchanan, pro-indigenous, ultra militant xican@ satire that will, no doubt, be read very literally by some...its getting sent directly to pat buchanan and others and my website is on the article.

but to tell you the truth, i'm not sold on it. i really do prefer not to have to moderate comments. for now, i'll see how it goes.

thanks man.

Please add me to the list.

okay, thanks for piping up peeps. you all should be in like flynn, now. no, fernando! it wasn't sarcasm!

Even some of my best friend's programs put me in SPAM, so I won't be offended if I don't make it thru the first time! Much. ;)

also, nanette, i could only go so far back in the comment list (linear) before my eyes got bleary. so if someone hasn't commented for weeks or something, they wouldn't have been put in.

IT'S REALLY NOT ABOUT THE LOVE!!! just the page of blurry letters.

love = blur

I was just teasing! I'm an erratic commenter, I know... one day yammering all over the place, the next in total silent introvert mode in speech and type (which can last for weeks, sigh).

Rest assured, I always read though... I've thought for ages of making some sort of "Non Speaking expression of mood" graphics... sort of like those old mood rings - one for amusement, deep appreciation, heart touched, irritated, furious, etc for just those times. But then one would have to speak to explain what they mean, so that would sort of defeat the purpose ;).

love = blur

So often, so true - and a good thing too! Most times.

i love that idea nanette...

if i were to do it, i would make a separate page for the explanation (like my glosario) and just link that to the icon that showed your mood. you could save teh various code-snippets (img code, link code, all of it) for each mood-icon in whatever app worked best for storing them (stickies, etc) and then all you'd have to do is drag the snippet into whatever comment field. bango!

Cool! If you decide to do it, let me know... I'll help! I suppose I might get around to doing it myself, one day, but that's doubtful ;)

People could even add their own, too, with their own explanations of what the graphics signify. Or something like that.

weeeeel, i was just brainstorming off what you said. i love my words too much to give them up yet) :

plus my backpack is way full of stuff to do...hoooeee.

I know just what you mean! I'm quite proud of myself (and you too!) for not actually jumping on it... I'm always ready to start the next new thing as opposed to finishing the still to be done old thing ;).

Besides, words are much better for comments, really - there is only so much that can be said with a smiley or even a really cool, mood showing graphic, lol.

hummm? can we embed? odd english claymation

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too bad it came to that nezua, but count it as the price of success.

most likely because i've commented more in the last few days. :)
i'm trying to improve my commenting. that way people know i'm paying attention.

well...a lot can be said with grafiks, nanette. but it sure is easier to type than find an appropriate image for every entry! anyway.

annie, no pressha. i like to see you comment. but i know as well as anyone that you say something when you have something to say. no sooner.

jerry, i'm disappointed that your embed didn't show up! i didn't know if it would or not. i guess you can't embed in comments? that's too bad.

Ill Do Chay, you speak truth of course. with every gain there is a price. i just ...i am wistful already for the days the evil eye of junkspamhatemailsaruman was not on me to such a degree!

Testing testing. Checking that "remember me" box never worked before, but now it will.

I know what you mean about not moderating - it is more magical that way, I like it. But sometimes, you just have to moderate.

I didn't expect to see I'll do Chay here. Trip.

Un ..... Here's one for the clip art files ....

http://phillybits.blogspot.com/2007/01/karl-rove-tailpipe-inspector.html

Well, here's some ugly news. Send us your tired, your poor, and we'll kill them without explanation:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16618506/

My ancestors were much whiter than this poor gent, so they were let in. No questions asked. How sad.

Ok, I won't say dirty words. Honest.

Hola amigo.

Que pasa mi gente? To the guy up there that wrote the lyrics to the Paletero Man song. Here's the flash video I made of it a few months ago.

http://www.djczer.com/paleteroman