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26 de Marzo, 2007
Gay Voodoo Land
Categorized under Derechos Humanos , Gobierno | Tags: Dare Not Speak Its Name, racism
LITTLE IS SADDER to me than to see the Brown™ sidling up to the Man and oppressing the Brown™. Well, maybe emails that are entirely in capitals. It's a toss-up. Either way, Pandagon brings us a story, now, of an Army recruiter who uses a military email address in an official capacity to slander, slur, and belittle a person they originally tried to recruit:
'GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE.'– U.S. Army recruiter Sgt. Marcia Ramode, using her military email address to respond to Jersey City resident Corey Andrew, after Ramode learned Andrew was gay.
First, excuse me while I tuck my apron back in. I got caught up for a moment, prancing around.
Now, one way to weed out disturbed individuals is to start with those who walk around all day with their inner voice screaming. They reflect this inner reality by using CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THEIR LETTER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THEIR MIND FEELS. I've known a few of these people. They are always seriously impaired in their cognitive processes.
Here's copies of some emails:
Now, I don't know about you, but Disneyland® is SO tired. One ought not knock a vacation to the Gay Land of People Who Have No Morals before they try one out. Sure, the plane fare is steep, but man. Talk about limbo-limbo beach parties? Wow. And the interior decorating fests...I bet you never knew macrame could change your religion. But you've just never had the right knots tied by the right people.
But seriously. How sad. A person who claims to have been descended from the indigenous of this land using that fact, while a cog in Murka's war machine, to hurt and belittle a fellow member of tha Brown™? Nah. That ain't doin' it, tool. There is no Indian heart there. You are a pet. And you're barkin' like you're hungry and unhappy. Whyntcha run off to ya White Master and beg for some scraps.
There's too much to even touch. I mean this person is crazy. Plain and simple. Raving mad. Stockholm syndrome solidarity with the system and ribcage full of hate, no heart. I know many folks are now talking about protocol, army regs, firing Ramode. But I say put the Sgt. in Baghdad, that's what I say. Blow off some capital letters, get it out of the belly. Maybe she'll feel better once she weathers a few near-misses. Maybe she'll have a better standard of comparison, and the Gay Voodoo Land of Wango Tango won't feel so threatening.
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Comentarios (17)
little light dijo:
...wow.
Thank you, Nezua. These are gems.
I...damn. That is some grade-A...damn.
Palabras por little light spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Rafael dijo:
"FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY THE US MILITARY"
Oh really, I thought freedom a freedom guaranteed by the Constitution of these Here United States of America, not given, but inherent, you , just because your a human being, oh waaait, you are not human, your Gaaaay! Never mind, carry on!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Chimakwa dijo:
Well, I guess I can thank God she's not on my team (the Gay Land of People Who Have No Morals "Fightin' Divas", four times state Wango Tango champions -- rah rah rah!)
I may be too white to enroll in my mother's tribe, but this gal is too White to be a contributing part of any tribe.
Palabras por Chimakwa spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 01:17 PM
Yolanda Carrington dijo:
Sadly, I've been running into more than my fair share of POC who hate on the Brown lately. The funny thing is, it's all deep self-hatred, even when the hate is across ethnic groups as it is here. It's all about who's more American than thou.
These fools can goose-step in this White Man's army all they want to---they will never be one of him.
Palabras por Yolanda Carrington spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 01:52 PM
Rafael dijo:
We call them pityankees, them people who hate hate themselves, hate the most. And my apologies above I meant...
Not the mangle mess above. Sorry...
Oh and remember kids, those that giveth can taketh away!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 02:58 PM
turbonerd dijo:
ADOIS
Damn Frenchie.
Palabras por turbonerd spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 03:01 PM
Richard at Mex Files dijo:
ADOIS?
Oh... that's the name of the hot new GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED bar.
Palabras por Richard at Mex Files spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 07:19 PM
Heraclitus (Jeff) dijo:
Damn, someone else beat me to "adois."
Palabras por Heraclitus (Jeff) spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 08:04 PM
Rafael dijo:
You know, that would be a good name for a bar, gay or otherwise (with a strict non-discrimination policy would be best!), maybe even put it across the street from the recruiting center.
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 08:18 PM
erizzle dijo:
"ANYWAYS I WONT HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN..."
i guess that settles that.
Palabras por erizzle spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 08:44 PM
The Gay Agenda dijo:
I note our members are only wangoing their voodoo tango in africa all over the place while half naked.
Surely there is still room for improvement here.
I expect full reports from all departments by the end of the week outlining possible schemes to enable this improvement.
Yours Sincerely,
The Sophisticated and Distinguishedly Mature Leadership of The Gay Agenda.
Palabras por The Gay Agenda spat forth on el 26 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Ill Do Chay dijo:
Thanks Nez. I saw that yesterday. This sergeant has a helluva lot of hate in her. She is unbelievably messed up. There is so much wrong with her, it's amazing she's IN the military, much less recruiting.
Palabras por Ill Do Chay spat forth on el 27 de Marzo, 2007 at 03:50 AM
Ill Do Chay dijo:
Oh, FYI, here IS Teh Gay Agenda:
http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html
Palabras por Ill Do Chay spat forth on el 27 de Marzo, 2007 at 10:19 AM
Ted Nugent dijo:
OOOOH - A FEMALE RECRUITMENT OFFICER WHO HATES HOMOSEXUALS AND ENJOYS LONG, VILE WANKS ABOUT WANGO TANGO. SHE AIN'T SELF-HATING; SHE'S MY DREAM LOVER. I AM DRIPPING WITH DROOL AND EXCREMENT*** JUST THINKING ABOUT HER.
YOU WILL EXCUSE MY SHOUTING. I AM THE MOTOR CITY MADMAN, NOT A TYPIST, AND AS I SAID, I AM DRIPPING SLIME. YOU TRY HUNTING-AND-PECKING WITH A TAUTLY PULLED ARROW WITHOUT LOSING CONTROL OF ITS SLICK SHAFT. I UNLOADED THE INSTANT I TOUCHED THE CAPS LOCK. MY ARROW BENT IN TWO. THAT MEANS LOVE, BABY.
SO YOU SEE, THIS IS MY PREDICAMENT: I MUST MAKE SWEET WANGO TANGO TO MS. RAMODE ASAP, AND BE DONE WITH IT. OTHERWISE, I WILL BE LOCKED IN A SHOUTING, SHOOTING, SLOBBERING, SHITTING SWOON FOR WEEKS TO COME AND HOW CAN I CONTINUE WITH MY HUMANITARIAN EFFORTS LIKE THAT?
YOU ARE AWARE THAT I HELP INJURED VETERANS SLAUGHTER HOGTIED BEASTS AT MY PRIVATE PETTING ZOO, AREN'T YOU? IT IS TRUE. THE BOYS SLOSH ABOUT THE OFFAL IN A TRANCE WHILE I SCREECH-OUT A FEW BARS OF "STRANGLEHOLD". IT'S GREAT FOR PTSD.
SO PLEASE, FOR THE TROOPS, FORWARD MARCIA'S EMAIL TO ME AT: ^NORECRUIT^NUGIE(AT SYMBOL)YAHOO(DOT)COM^HESOSTANK^. I'M SURE SHE'D APPRECIATE IT.
THANKS……………………BA..NK..S..H..OT!… N..O..W.. I.. N.E..E..D A N…E.W M..AI..D……
*** Scroll down to military service.
Palabras por Ted Nugent spat forth on el 27 de Marzo, 2007 at 11:52 PM
L.G. Fucktard dijo:
Nezua,
Late last night, I spat forth an alien Nugie from the url, "delete-at-will". You probably know that already, but just in case, I wanted to claim responsibility (for what it's worth, coming from a pseudonym). I wasn't trying to slip it in on the sly. Just the opposite; I wanted it to land in moderation.
Palabras por L.G. Fucktard spat forth on el 28 de Marzo, 2007 at 05:10 AM
L.G. Fucktard dijo:
You released the Nugie! I'm not sure that's a good thing, but I don't know spit, so I defer to you. I see that I broke Deadly Tedly's url. It was supposed to say, "for-moderator-approval.delete-at-will.edu," or something.
PS: As long as I'm being gross, and speaking of slipping saliva in on the sly, I just thought I should say, I didn't slip you that Tung on the sly either, Nezua. But how I ended-up planting it in the wrong place from beneath a mask is a whole 'nother story. You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? That's okay, liar, I just needed to get it off my chest.
Palabras por L.G. Fucktard spat forth on el 28 de Marzo, 2007 at 11:20 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
havent reallly looked it over, just cut it loose cause you said you wrote it, will look over and possibly delete later, busy writing installment 3 of Ask Nezua now. :)
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 28 de Marzo, 2007 at 11:24 AM