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18 de Marzo, 2007
Troll? Or Garden Lover?
Categorized under Foto | Tags: Gardening, My Life
THEY SCORNED ME! Called me Troll. Said my Mexicanness did not give me super mind powers. Those philistines!!!!!!!!!!!! They do not understand that my anger for Jolie is because she stole Brad away from me. And how dare they denigrate my love for sun and garden. As if they could ever compete!
A picture montage of my defiant anti-flower, pro-dirt stance proving what I'm really up to outside.

I kept looking for this post until I realized it was not in this blog, but in the last blog I had (now locked). But I carried it over so I could show you the garden when I first dug it. That was when we moved here from New York last summer. And I dug that one bigger, and dug another smaller one, raked it all nice, took out the pine needles and dog bones and such. Laid some topsoil on top.

I didn't plant things in time. The sunny season ended. I thought the Winter would protect my nice dirt plots. But I had not gardened in Oregon before. I didn't know bulb plants and clovers and such would grow all year! It doesn't really frost here like in upstate NY. It just rains and rains and rains and rains and rains until your skin turns the color of a soggy dead earthworm and your heart begins to melt out of your sleeves and make puddles on your keyboard.

So the clover took over. (Groan). And what a fine, watercress type mesh of roots they dug into my fresh, fertile bed of soil! So I had to take them down.
I felt bad! I was just teaching my daughter to wave at plants..well I know it sounds silly, but I don't have time to go into it (I have to run away from my post and hide outside in the sun AGAIN!) but it was a way of introducing the idea that they are not our objects, that they live.
And here I was, plant-murdering! My daughter was upset. But I think it was because she has always hated loud machines. I think in her last life, she battled the Robot horde that we are now unleashing upon the world (did you think "last lives" work in a linear fashion?) She always reacts to grindy, enginey sounds. Not well.

But like any stout flower warrior, I forged on. If you really want to grok that texture on my ankles (actually on my stand-in's ankles, I never appear in my own self-portraits), click that image and groove on the superhuge version. I know you will feel drawn to touch the screen, but please resist.
And yes, after I mowed them down, then I tilled it by hand, turned it over, raked it, carried all the slain clover to their...i want to say watery grave, but that's only because i love the sound of the phrase. The Grave of the Clovers was anything but watery. More "sunny" and "crispy."
Now, I must ditch, foolios. Take it easy on yourselves. Get some of that sun, that wind, that beautiful blue sky. It will do you good.






Comentarios (14)
RickB dijo:
Shit, you can have Brad, I'll console Angelina (once I get her to dump those pesky brats). Good to see King George's brush clearing inspiring his subjects.
Palabras por RickB spat forth on el 18 de Marzo, 2007 at 08:57 PM
Sylvia dijo:
I see the legs and I think "hobbit."
Palabras por Sylvia spat forth on el 18 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:11 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
hey now!
that's funny. but i think hobbits are extremely hairy?
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 18 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:16 PM
darkblack dijo:
Those are some shots from the grassy kneel, to be sure.
;>)
Palabras por darkblack spat forth on el 18 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:26 PM
turtlebella dijo:
je-je. Needed to laugh.
(also, because I cannot help being a know-it-all...that was algo from the mint familia you had there...terribly horribly take over everything mint familia plants are. as you know. I hope you got rid of it all....)
Palabras por turtlebella spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 06:32 AM
Sylvia dijo:
The grass reminds me of hair! Perhaps you're one of those hobbit punks! :-p
Palabras por Sylvia spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 06:46 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
jeje. sylvia, you are funny. it's a good thing i'm a long time past the height/size neurosis i carried around growing up. you'd have me twisted up for a week with that comment. i'd be all "hobbit? HOBBIT? do i look like a hobbit?" :) i get you on the hair thing.
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darkblack, you must have been tired to try for such a pun! and just so ya know, i didn't kneel on anything...that's just what the weedwacker spit back at me. which is why i felt it foto-worthy.
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turtlebella thank you for being a know it all! i know, now, why those took over. the mint was right next door to it. i wondered how the clover got so damn aggressive.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 06:54 AM
turbonerd dijo:
2 words: compost, jefe!
Hope you saved that organic goodness.
Palabras por turbonerd spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Man Eegee dijo:
Nez is really a greengo! I suspected it from the beginning.
The afternoons are brutal here. I work in a windowless room, so try to get outside for lunch, but then I have to return to the cell for another few hours of work. Why can't I find a succulent, flowering saguaro that will embrace me for a siesta instead?
Palabras por Man Eegee spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 03:48 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
i certainly paved the way for bad puns here.
but
"succulent, flowering, saguaro"? fráse del dia!
now WARE THE GREEEEENGO HOBBIT!!!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 03:55 PM
N0. 9 dijo:
Take this, brother, may it serve you well, in a "culturally attractive" sort of way, of course.
Palabras por N0. 9 spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 04:46 PM
jvigil dijo:
Damn,....all tapped on the puns,but the Mao was great!
paz
Palabras por jvigil spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:40 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
jeje...LG, nice reference there on rev 9. not everyone here may know what thread you so slyyyyly allude to, but i do!
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jvigil, you crack me up vato...all tapped out n shit on the puns
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 19 de Marzo, 2007 at 09:49 PM
Barbara dijo:
The sun shines in Oregon? First I've heard of it...
Palabras por Barbara spat forth on el 23 de Marzo, 2007 at 10:34 PM