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1 de Abril, 2007

Being Michelle Malkin

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SO MICHELLE MALKIN'S HINGE TWEAKS A BIT MORE STARBOARD as the police state she began dreaming of so long ago promises itself to her. A world where each person in the crowd is a terrorist or a terrorist-watcher, a world where we are all thinking in terms of enemies, a world where we all work hand in hand with the police, a world where "sensitivity" and "multiculturalism" are weak, weirdass, wimpy words; a world where Islamic law looms overhead like a heat-seeking cloud of evil, a world where only Jews are persecuted and must be protected, a world where we are consumed with fear and hatred of Other and believe wholly and with all our shrunken hearts in the eternal war between Islam and the rest of the world.

Dear Muslim Terrorist Plotter/Planner/Funder/Enabler/Apologist,

You do not know me. But I am on the lookout for you. You are my enemy. And I am yours.

I am John Doe.

I am traveling on your plane. I am riding on your train. I am at your bus stop. I am on your street. I am in your subway car. I am on your lift.

I am your neighbor. I am your customer. I am your classmate. I am your boss.

I am John Doe.

I will never forget the example of the passengers of United Airlines Flight 93 who refused to sit back on 9/11 and let themselves be murdered in the name of Islam without a fight.

I will never forget the passengers and crew members who tackled al Qaeda shoe-bomber Richard Reid on American Airlines Flight 63 before he had a chance to blow up the plane over the Atlantic Ocean.

I will never forget the alertness of actor James Woods, who notified a stewardess that several Arab men sitting in his first-class cabin on an August 2001 flight were behaving strangely. The men turned out to be 9/11 hijackers on a test run.

I will act when homeland security officials ask me to "report suspicious activity."

I will embrace my local police department's admonition: "If you see something, say something."

Okay, yeah. When you are hangin' with someone who uses "Embrace" and "Police" in the same sentence, it's time to check the exits. But don't move your head too quickly. Just keep smiling and letting them talk. If they reach a bit quickly to adjust their bright red anti-sex league sash, do NOT flinch.

I am John Doe.

I will protest your Jew-hating, America-bashing "scholars."

I will petition against your hate-mongering mosque leaders.

I will raise my voice against your subjugation of women and religious minorities.

I will challenge your attempts to indoctrinate my children in our schools.

I will combat your violent propaganda on the Internet.

I am John Doe.

I will support law enforcement initiatives to spy on your operatives, cut off your funding and disrupt your murderous conspiracies.

I will oppose all attempts to undermine our borders and immigration laws.

I will resist the imposition of sharia principles and sharia law in my taxi cab, my restaurant, my community pool, the halls of Congress, our national monuments, the radio and television airwaves, and all public spaces.

I will not be censored in the name of tolerance.

I will not be cowed by your Beltway lobbying groups in moderates' clothing. I will not cringe when you shriek about "profiling" or "Islamophobia."

I will put my family's safety above sensitivity. I will put my country above multiculturalism.

I will not submit to your will. I will not be intimidated.

I am John Doe.

—Michelle Malkin, Interment Advocate

FEAR IS FREEDOM

PEACE IS PERILOUS

WE ARE JOHN DOE

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Comentarios (17)


Professor Zero dijo:

GRVTR

Good God. And people believe this stuff, and it seems good, virtuous, strong and true to them.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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you sound like you might not SAY SOMETHING if you were in the right situation, comrade. this worries me.


erizzle dijo:

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what about non-Jew-hating, america-bashing scholars?


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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clearly she is saying that if you are an america-bashing scholar that inherently makes you against the Jews. right? or did i miss something?


erizzle dijo:

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i stand corrected.


RickB dijo:

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Well there are 6 billion people on this planet, only 300 million are American, and not all of them buy this shit. Empire's fall baby, empire's fall.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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hold on to ya butts.


Rafael dijo:

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Empire do fall...but not quietly. Those that embrace Empire in all its disastrous glory will fight very hard for every burning ember, every rotted body, every flimsy scrap before history sweeps the abomination away from our collective human conciseness.


Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Americana....


Chimakwa dijo:

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Can't you see that it's KNOWLEDGE and BOOK LEARNING that makes you hate America? Eschoo.. esschu.. echsk.. just say no to education!


yo soy Horsedooty! dijo:

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I think we should turn her in. She looks foreign to me. With those slanty eyes. Whatch'a think? Deal?

yo soy Horsedooty!


Kesh dijo:

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hahaha, i love the evil wide open third eye bit. she truly is a demon.


L.G. Fucktard dijo:

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The first part's catchy (in an "Uncle Sam-I-Am Wants You" kinda way).
Country, march!

I do not like them flown on planes
I do not like them rolled on trains
I do not like them bused on streets
I do not like them just on feet
I do not like them underground
I do not like them up and down
I do not like them one goddam
I do not like them, Us-I-Am


Zaecus dijo:

GRVTR
When you are hangin' with someone who uses "Embrace" and "Police" in the same sentence, it's time to check the exits.

I was thinking the same thing when I hit that passage.

I would far rather live in a dangerously free society than a dangerously paranoid one.


Ill Do Chay dijo:

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Hey all you commenters, that's pre-911 thinking there! Why do you hate Murka?

Thanks Nezua, I didn't realize she's totally lost her mind. I knew she was like 98% gone, but now it's clear she's 100% Oofty Magoofty.


Rafael dijo:

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You know, re-reading my last post, I guess I sort of hit the nail on the head. Just like I now hate what I feared (and I hate it because I have to admit, I still fear it), so thus the MM of the world, they loath what they fear, and thus seek not to confront their fears but to destroy the source of them, regardless of how irrational that fear maybe.


mikefromtexas dijo:

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She and her ilk are why someone coined the term 'batshit insane'.


abw dijo:

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Her "darn". point!!Really,these republicritters need to follow their own advice and get over 9/11-and get a life!. In all honestly, we are the imperialists that steal their land, the invaders that kill their people, and the oppressors that threaten their culture. We are the soldier that bombs their homes and rape their women, the crusaders and infidels that villify their culture, etc...which is why they hate us in the first place. What/How about that? Nine eleven did not have to happen but our terrorism in the past or in the present ain't called for either. In all her defending of the country, she would accomplish more trying to find out why there are terrorist cells in the first place instead of looking for them. But we know that would be too much like progressive forward thinking. Or more to the point, human empathy. As for fundamentalism, the problem most Americans are likely to run into is less Sharia principles and law and more Christian fundamentalism. But I don't see opposition from her with this because she probably supports it. Sellout!

kick it, ése.

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