But as a God-imagining man, I must practice compassion and forgiveness. Byrd himself once said "Rather I should die a thousand times [...] than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds," and I have forgiven him. Hell, I've even forgiven him for implying that Bill Clinton is a "White Nigger." You know? Bygones are bygones and all that.

Well, thanks to your foto, this is how I now feel about Bush. True, once upon a time, I absolutely detested the man I called "that moron chimp-hearted arrogant ass-faced murderer schmuck-boy," (I know, I was that Deranged!) for all these things as well as his sheer hypocrisy, and, you know...even the way his shoulders get all hunchy when he does that little chuckle...you know the one. Like how Beavis laughs, when he is picking his ass. Or maybe Butthead, I can't recall which one was which. Probably Butthead.

Anyway. That's the old me. Since quietly and reverently pondering your post, I have been fighting the nearly-uncontrollable urge to run straight to Pennsylvania Avenue and hug up on President Bush. To inhale his aura of Old Spice, to press firmly against his expensive suit fibers until their very pattern is etched into my grateful forehead flesh, to grasp him tighter yet, until finally I am met by the firm and hollow mass of the compassionate codpiece, itself. I am sure you feel these same swellings of emotion when you look at the picture of Bush and Byrd under the flickering and dim lights of your own hand-hewn bathroom stall.

What I was wondering was do you think we can vote Bush in for a third term? I was once very strongly for the two-term limit, but I'm willing to go for a third round of Bush if he would hold hands with a few more reformed racists. Maybe if you could snap a shot of Derrrrr Leader holding a fork for Michael Richards? Or sponging off Joe Biden?

With much love (and no thoughts of Katrina),
Nezua

PS: My great thanks go out to Maglalang, who pointed me to Mister Surber.