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2 de Abril, 2007
Treasonous Robots Invade Mexico
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Mexicans, Mexico, Technology
THERE SEEMS TO BE some strange activity down in Mexico. Many electronic pulses and synaptic goings on. What on Earth could those shifty Alien types be up to?
[M]any students in Mexico are experiencing science, history, math and other subjects via whiteboards that work like touch screens and it looks to be providing results. In light of this, the Mexican government is also mulling over the distribution of e-books to school going children.—Gearlog.com, Hi-Tech Mexican Classrooms
WHAT?? Deee-amn. Spooky. Electronic advancements and Mexican beings? I don't know. Next thing you know they'll have virtual humans teaching the Mexican children English!
Take an English lesson: the teacher taps the screen and a video starts, instantly.
'Good morning, how are you,' says the voice of one English-speaking girl on the video.
'I'm fine,' comes her friend's reply.
Soon, the pupils in the classroom watching the screen are saying the words out loud.
—Mexican classrooms go hi-tech, bbc news
Poor Mexican children being overrun with foreign-language robot occupiers. They clearly don't have the beefy security America does. You won't find any weird robots taking over American classrooms! Nor could we allow it. They might start trying to teach our children Spanish or something else treasonous.
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Comentarios (8)
Rafael dijo:
Well Mexico has been making great strides in education, problem is the job market is not there, at least not yet. Once Los Estados Unidos de Mexico are freed from the ties that bind them to the great Northern Exploiter, it will be a nation to be reckoned with. Maybe one day North American children will sneak past the border to study in Mexican schools!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 07:17 PM
L.G. Fucktard dijo:
As this youtube clearly demonstrates, Enciclomedia© makes a good eraser fight impossible.
Palabras por L.G. Fucktard spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 08:15 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
jeje...nice find, Sir Fucktard. i feel like i'm actually back in class... VERBOS Y SUSTANTIVOS!!!
you're like a writer with his own research team, man. you remind me of someone else online, a real sleuth out there.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 08:48 PM
L.G. Fucktard dijo:
I call my private research team "Google". I call myself a hack. Online, I remind myself of a sloth. This combination of tools and attributes is totally unique on the internet, and therefore, I know you must be fucking with me.
I am special. If not, then who is this other person out there who dares remind people of me?
Palabras por L.G. Fucktard spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 10:17 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
yes but it is your willingness to engage the Giant Google Sloth in such a timely and relevant manner that sets you apart.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 10:18 PM
L.G. Fucktard dijo:
Thanks, Nezua. But the truth is, serendipity happens, in my case, because it has to. I smoke way too much dope for directed effort. So it's like, "sssst, click, sssst, click, sssst, click…oooh, looky there. Ha! Floricanto!
Palabras por L.G. Fucktard spat forth on el 2 de Abril, 2007 at 11:05 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
see? that is some good weed you are smoking. you found it.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 3 de Abril, 2007 at 06:48 AM
Kesh dijo:
Disturbing really, I don't know what else to say.
Palabras por Kesh spat forth on el 3 de Abril, 2007 at 03:48 PM