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30 de Mayo, 2007

I'M RICH, MATE!

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HOLY CRAP, the God of capital letters and sweepstakes has informed me that I've won the "AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY"!!! Wow! Moreover, it seems I've done this three times today, already!

I've half a mind to just hang out in my junkmail folder all day with this sort of fortune. Damn. To hell with L.A. I'll just build a castle in Mexico. Hire some a gringo college student to wipe the sweat off of my pisto.

My dreams are so noble.

 The Unapologetic Mexican has been known to scribble a few things besides meandering, verbose, self-congratulatory blog posts. However, they are rarely as fun. Finally, let it be known that Nezua first dared bust out this Habanero of Truth at exactly 8:30 AM.  | Top | View blog reactions

Comentarios (3)

Sir jorge dijo:

I'd move next door to Vicente Fernandez.

Palabras por Sir jorge spat forth on el 30 de Mayo, 2007 at 09:21 AM

RickB dijo:

Bonzer mate, I'll fire up the barbie and chill the 4x, no chundering in the billabong though me Sheila already thinks I've got Kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

Palabras por RickB spat forth on el 30 de Mayo, 2007 at 10:00 AM

Jennifer Cascadia dijo:

Yes -- that is the lottery which wins you the offscrapings of the fat from John Howard's Great Backside. We area all winners in that lottery!!!

Palabras por Jennifer Cascadia spat forth on el 31 de Mayo, 2007 at 12:52 AM