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12 de Mayo, 2007
God is in the Grip
Categorized under Humor | Tags: YouTube
THE EXISTENCE OF GOD can be definitely proven in the design of a banana, this amazingly insightful video shows us. And let me just say that this short piece has SO many unintentionally hilarious moments and lines I can't even begin to quote.
For fun, on your second viewing, keep an eye on "Kirk," the Friend (Kirk Cameron!). He seems so happy. And yet almost...uncomfortable in his seat at moments. The video actually attempts to be...holy?, and yet is very sexual...in a sort of...accidental, absurd, embarrassing way.
A little Saturday humor to pace our flow. Hope you have a banana close by so you, too, can taste the divinity.




Comentarios (17)
herm dijo:
i don't know what gets me more: the way he inserts the banana into the hole in his hand, how he says "it's pointed for ease of entry", or the way he make his mouth into the "O" to demonstrate the perfect fit of the uh, banana.
too bad bananas aren't the only fruit, eh. WHAT ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE?
Palabras por herm spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:08 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
i'd say if the banana not squirting in your face is proof of god, what does that say about, oh...GRAPEFRUITS? Hmmmm? Are they fruits of the DEVIL?
And methinks he's focusing on "the tip" just a tad too ,er, warmly for my liking.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:10 AM
~KL~ dijo:
LOL!!!! I've actually seen this clip in the past but it always makes me laugh. To note if bananas are in fact divine godly creations (in a biblical sense that is)and since India is the worlds top producer of such said fruit, then I guess "Gods" home is in India.
What's even more hilarious is that right as I'm reading this I was listening to a song by System Of A Down called "Vicinity Of Obscenity" whos Banana lyrics are sexually suggestive.
Palabras por ~KL~ spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:10 AM
NLinStPaul dijo:
Well, now I get it - I know why God made me like bananas and not so much the coconuts - he forgot to include the "easy open tab" on those!!
Oh, but wait a minute, now I'm more confused than ever - my most favorite fruit of all is pineapple. What was God thinking on that one!!!
Palabras por NLinStPaul spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:12 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
whoa. you are treading some slippery ground.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Sylvia dijo:
Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie! ;-p
This video makes me want to peel bananas with the tip pointing away from my face, just in case the devil decides to place a trap in my path.
Palabras por Sylvia spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 11:39 AM
RickB dijo:
Are they still hawking this crap? Could someonme please kindly point out to them that bananas were bred by man to be like they are. Which in fact proves evolutionary mechanisms? Although I'm guessing what this video is really about is how lonely the fruit bowl in the closet is.
Palabras por RickB spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 01:31 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
bowling balls were made by god to fit my hand. just like rocks. was i meant to bowl or eat rocks? that is the question.
yes, the video seems to be about two cheery chaps who would rather pick fruit than be on TV, but who must sacrifice their temporary urges in order to spread the good word.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Emily dijo:
Well, if monkeys eat bananas more than we do...THEN BANANAS WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR MONKEYS AND WE'RE EVOLVED FROM THEM!! I have proven evolution! The banana is the fundamentalist's nightmare!
Seriously, I wish I saw this during my logic class -- would have been the perfect example of circular logic.
As well as disgusting androcentrism.
Palabras por Emily spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 02:29 PM
Trin dijo:
Wait, you mean this ISN'T satire?!
Palabras por Trin spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Sylvia dijo:
I need more of these holy fruits in my life.
Palabras por Sylvia spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 02:46 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:
amen ::grabs cluster of unholy grapes::
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 03:51 PM
luisa dijo:
HAHAHAHA!
I wonder what Kirk thinks of all those banana workers in Columbia that were murdered by the Gov't just so the U.S. could have their godly fruits.
If only Eve had went for the banana...
Palabras por luisa spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 04:31 PM
Richard at Mex Files dijo:
Why was I left wondering about Kirk's attitude towards circumcision after watching that? :-)
Anyway, does this mean Honduras is the Holy Land?
Palabras por Richard at Mex Files spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 08:41 PM
Sylvia dijo:
For God and Chiquita!
Palabras por Sylvia spat forth on el 12 de Mayo, 2007 at 09:53 PM
Rafael dijo:
I'll never look at a banana the same way again. Who knew that born against Christians could be so frisky!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 13 de Mayo, 2007 at 01:20 AM
Rafael dijo:
Freudian slip, that was supposed to read...Born again Christians!
Yikes!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 14 de Mayo, 2007 at 12:08 AM