Pah! I am not doing what you say I am doing, because I have already said I am not doing what you say I am doing. Therefore, what I do does not matter! So stop trying to tell me not to tell you what to do! I said I'm not doing it in the first place!

So you say!

But what if I honestly do know best what you should write about? Are you telling me I have to lie?

What ever said....whatever that was...yeah!

oh, tom, i think you know the answer to that already!

double yeah, i would add.

I assure you, I had the best of intentions. I'm sorry you were offended by what you thought I said, but I didn't mean it. Besides, I have a lot of friends who have blogs, and none of them ever complained before if I ever said anything like that, which I didn't.

OH, sure...you have a lot of friends who have blogs. But you don't inhale only comment. i know your type! you'll be president one day!

err, none of my friends ever complained that i said something, therefor, it's ok???

::bfp whistles to herself::

loooogicallll...so so looooogicallll

Heh. Yeah, I had a commenter the other day try to pull a similar shtick. I made sure to tell him that I would ask permission the next time I posted. Of course, rules are made to be broken and I forgot ;)

I once read somewhere that while ants look alike to most humans, actually they have specific ant communities to which they belong and, if they get caught in some other ant community's neighborhood, they get attacked (a fatal condition in ant culture). Just a note, for future consideration, iwill. When traveling outside your ant community (of "friends"), one might want to maintain a slightly lower profile.

And I'm hungry! Go eat something, quick!

Nez:

I have not been told what I should write, too often. I have often been told what I have written, though. The fact that my copy of the comment, e-mail or letter does not contain the word or passage in question seems not to offset the gravity or accuracy of the accusation. Are quotation marks like prophylactics? If I use them around everything will I be safe from the morphcooties that change my words?

I know English is not your only language, but your fluency is far greater than mine.

democommie, i don't appreciate that you compliment my fluidity while working in the mines. and I'm not sure i like that you are dispensing prophylactics in Croation Park.

and to any who need it cleared up, iwll/iwill is cool...he just doesn't quite yet have a handle on internet snark rules (make it over the top or indicate with punctuation that you are not serious, etc). he never told me what to write, as one might think from his (joking) comment.

Thanks, Nez. Yes, I should have realized what I said sounded real enough (unfortunately people think like that) to be taken as real. In future, copious use of emoticons will be employed! ;-)

For the record, I never asked Nez to write anything. It's enough to savor every word that he so thoughtfully forms, one after the other. I would consider it the highest form of rudeness to ask for more, or less, or different. :-)

-- Will

Nez:

I like me some minin'. That Croatian Park meme puts me in mind of a song:

(Imagine Richard Harris doing this)

Someone left the "Safes" out in the rain.

And I don't think that I can use them,

cause' someone has abused 'em

Agggggggggaaaaaaaainnnnnnnn.

Nex baby do i nee dto get the vaseline and a good corn rower
cause for you aint nothing but a word

jeje...yeah. you are right.

and corn rows. that's a good idea.

Let's get it straight!

AHA! Latent homophobia! Just as I suspected!!!

actually, i think the word "straight" was appropriated in sexuality discussions after the term was invented as a crooked/straight shape-type application. right? that's how i was using it. i think if i titled this post "let's get gay" people might be confused. although it surely would have made for a fun thread.

perhaps next time i'll say "let's get jiggy." or "let's get freaky." or "let's get it bent." is "let's get it bent" pro-gay? or pro-het? that is the question.

*giggles into her hands because she wasn't serious*

I thought you said the weird punctuation made it snarky! :( I fail at life.

Well...I have a personal affinity for "let's get jiggy [with it]" because of the wonder that is Will Smith.

jeje...yeah. i think i'm bouncing off of another comment i read in another blog that said something similar (but seriously) about the word "straight." oh well. i missed the punctuation cue! gah.

i like jiggy better, too. it makes me think of dancing. and jiggling.