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7 de Junio, 2007

Nezua Reveals (Finally) the Mexican Cock.

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img OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! Enough. I give up. Clearly, judging by my site statistics, there is a huge amount of people who visit The Unapologetic Mexican for nothing more than to gaze upon "Mexican Cock."

Well, I'm tired of fighting this tireless horde. I hope this puts an end to your insatiable quest. Let it never be said that Nezua doesn't aim to please! Here, then, is your prize, ambitious seekers:

The hard-won Mexican Cock:

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Comentarios (45)


Sylvia dijo:

GRVTR

I suppose that's what I get for expecting some glitzed up chicken dish. What the...? It has a face! I suppose that could be useful for a...erm...it has a face?!


Deoridhe dijo:

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I was expecting a rooster on a fence!

This is prettier! And neater! And how does he do that? Gods, that must get hot fast.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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wait til it starts clucking and wagging it's neck like crazy. that's what the lariat's for! you've got to keep that little beast in line.


brownfemipower dijo:

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mmmmmmmm, mexican cock.....tasty, especially wrapped in a warm tortilla....


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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damn. is it getting warm in here? or is that just the salsa kicking in?


XP dijo:

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I think it is both, 'mano.


Pat Logan dijo:

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ROFL

Impressive.


RC dijo:

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N, you are sick and getting sicker all the time. That is why we visit. Please do NOT find a cure.


luisa dijo:

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haha

this is sure to be your most popular post in no time...


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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no fear of that, RC.

--

it's bound to disappoint many a Googler, Luisa. which is, of course, a great source of the fun.


brownfemipower dijo:

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don't be scared little nez. I watched my grandma cook lots of mexican cock. i know how to do it real good.

for reals.

:D


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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that's not fear you smell. it's broth.


Cero dijo:

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Good God. But the lasso picture is great!!! LOL!!!


Rafael dijo:

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Ummm...Interesting...I guess....

A slight technical point, how do you track hits on your site? I want to do that for mine, even if I know that the results will be depressing....


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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i can see that you are disappointed. sorry for the misleading buildup.

i use my server's stats. you are on blogspot, so you would have to get a different service? a separate one?


RickB dijo:

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Not bad but you should have seen my sister's cock, got in a fight with a goose and everything.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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now i've heard a lot of things, but nobody has ever led into a conversation like that with me before.

i'm sort of disappointed to admit that.


Rafael dijo:

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Well I grew around cocks, game cocks to be exact. A cruel but still legal pratice in the island (and one my late grandfathers only vices, along with horseracing). The kids sure has skills, the cock should take flying lessons! (and yes chicken can and do fly, short distances, but they do)

:-)


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yes, that explains a lot.


kactus dijo:

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Now I'm in the mood for a bowl of cock soup. Mmmm...soup.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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jeje...you soup-tease.


Man Eegee dijo:

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I hate to think of where the talons are protruding from...


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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whoa, baby. you're getting a little too imaginative there for my liking. jeje


La Molina dijo:

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What a beautiful cock!


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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i can only throb with pride.


La Molina dijo:

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We are the sexiest people on the planet, ya' know


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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we are! which you have just proven.


Sylvia dijo:

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Oh, sorry; I came back here through Google by accident...I'll get back to what I was doing...ahem...


Changeseeker dijo:

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I don't know which is more...er...impressive (and fun): the photo of the Mexican cock or the comments thread. Thanks, Nez. Always ratcheting up a notch, huh? Keep up the good work! We're eating it up. ;^D

And Rafael, go to www.website-hit-counters.com for a free stats counter.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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sylvia! always looking for recipes!


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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jeje....nice touch, changeseeker. ¡bienvenida a mi cocina!


democommie dijo:

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Nez:

I'm not showing you mine.



Magniloquence dijo:

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It's such a lovely and well-behaved cock! I just want to pet it and see if I can get it to come to my hands. I wonder if it has any special training? *grins*


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yes, he claws at blog pages in response to such queries.


brownfemipower dijo:

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oooh, Molina, where did you get that picture of me????


Rafael dijo:

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Thanks change, I found a place and as I predicted the stats where depressing and...

Whoa...I'm sure a lot of Puerto Rican cocks woke up particularly early to announce the dawn today!


Trin dijo:

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this rocks. I was expecting the same old "man with chicken" picture. But this one has... lassos and jumping! so it wins.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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far be it for me to say that my cock stands lariat and spurs above the others, but i think it's quite obvious.


La Molina dijo:

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oooh, Molina, where did you get that picture of me????

"brownfemipower"

Huh??? Why that's my beautiful Brown ass, not your's!!!!

18 years of hard work in the gym.... I get credit.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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jeje...la molina don't play dat! great eyebrows, laura.

i have to get to the gym. except i think i would bug out around a lot of sweaty strangers. i'd have to bring my lariat for sure.


Sylvia dijo:

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I just did a workout; oh, how wonderful it feels--

Just be careful around the bench press, 'mano; people might start staring...


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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as long as they don't go googling for eggs while i'm trying to pump iron we'll be okay.


brownfemipower dijo:

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Huh??? Why that's my beautiful Brown ass, not your's!!!!

hee hee, well, i tried.

18 years of hard work avoiding the gym. I don't get the credit. :D

(beautiful brown ass, btw)


belledame222 dijo:

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oh BABY.

(gropes for stupid joke about "getting laid" or "which came first," fails dismally, just as well, never mind).