and I thought it was a big deal for me to wear tank tops...
(I'm trying to get a more consistent brown color instead of burnt caramel and pasty cream)

"But as the coastal residents aged and amassed more wealth, their boorishness subsided."

I admit, I am biased, I spent four excruciating months in Orange County a couple years ago. Still. Come on. Rich old white people as more refined than whoever else? Thanks for the relevant editorializing, LA Times.

right? "the poor boorish folks thinned out, and the class in the joint just up n blossomed! except for this damn naked man, for whom we changed the law! now FINALLY we can get some tourists up in here!"

refined, yeh!

Except no BOORISH tourists, please. Seems that good ol' Miguel Angelo Ferreira was just doing some of that classic Michaelangelo performance art. If he had just hung a gilded frame around his picture window and had a better lawyer, why he could have been an attraction in that town, instead of a former resident.

What scares me is that he can't walk around in his house with his blinds open. He's in his house!! Don't look into people's houses if you don't want to see nekkid people!!

that's what i keep telling my meter reader!