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27 de Julio, 2007

The Return of Reefer Madness!

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THEY JUST KEEP TRYING TO INSIST that Marijuana—the plant that, untouched by humankind, promotes brain cell growth (neurogenesis), inhibits cancer cell growth, decreases the occurrence of "neuronal cell death" associated with Alzheimers as well as tumor growth—makes you insane.

I really can't figure out why with all of the harmful substances that today's pharmaceutical companies are getting rich from pushing on us; with the very profitable and deadly drugs alcohol and nicotine (which take the lives of over 100,000 and 500,000+ lives yearly, respectively), and with all the healing properties of Marijuana (what, 11 states (in the USA) now recognize these healing properties?) the powers that be are STILL trying to convince us of the danger of the Marijuana Menace! It would be hilarious if it weren't so...nuts.

Back in the day American politicians claimed it was the evil weed that made Mexicans crazy and Blacks uppity (as well as brave enough to desire white women), and today's claims are no less ludicrous:

LONDON — Using marijuana seems to increase the chance of becoming psychotic, researchers report in an analysis of past research that reignites the issue of whether pot is dangerous.

(Psssst. The analysis "reignites" the issue because this article says so.)

The new review suggests that even infrequent use could raise the small but real risk of this serious mental illness by 40 percent.

Doctors have long suspected a connection and say the latest findings underline the need to highlight marijuana's long-term risks. The research, paid for by the British Health Department, is being published Friday in medical journal The Lancet.

Marijuana May Increase Psychosis Risk, Marilynn Marchione of Milwaukee, Wis, Huffington Post

Oooh, yes. Use of Marijuana "seems" to increase the chance of "becoming psychotic." I bet you didn't know a study could sound so well-researched. Or that Doctors (what "doctors"?) have "long suspected" such a connection. Reeeeallly. You know what I've "long suspected"? I've long suspected that this plant scares the living shit out of some people, and the very thought of it intoxicates their brains with lunacy. Seriously, even when I was done with this article, I was scanning it over and over, looking for signs that it is satire. But it's not! I think.

The scientific piece continues with its concrete evidence:

The researchers said they couldn't prove that marijuana use itself increases the risk of psychosis, a category of several disorders with schizophrenia being the most commonly known.

Isn't this a groovy quote? Sort of like saying "The police said they couldn't prove that the man actually committed a crime, a violation of codified law, one of which the most feared and known is Murder in the First Degree." How utterly manipulative and awkward could an article possibly be written. Perhaps the writer was typing out their conclusions between hmmmmmmm BONG HITS????

There could be something else about marijuana users, "like their tendency to use other drugs or certain personality traits, that could be causing the psychoses," Zammit said.

Marijuana is the most frequently used illegal substance in many countries, including the United Kingdom and the United States. About 20 percent of young adults report using it at least once a week, according to government statistics.

Wow. So...about 20 percent of young adults smoking weed have a 40 percent chance of being included in a bullshit article intended to usher in the second coming of Reefer Madness. Either way you roll it, that is a LOT of psychopaths running around!

And what is the evidence of this crazy-making weed's properties?

Zammit and colleagues from the University of Bristol, Imperial College and Cambridge University examined 35 studies that tracked tens of thousands of people for periods ranging from one year to 27 years to examine the effect of marijuana on mental health.

They looked for psychotic illnesses as well as cognitive disorders including delusions and hallucinations, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, neuroses and suicidal tendencies.

They found that people who used marijuana had roughly a 40 percent higher chance of developing a psychotic disorder later in life. The overall risk remains very low.

Whoa. That is some sentence to tack on the end, eh? What does this little trick remind me of? Damn, it will come to me....come on, short term memory, come ON.

OH yeah, there it is:

ABC News reported on Tuesday that the White House had called an urgent multi-agency session for Thursday to discuss a potential new al Qaeda threat on U.S. soil.

White House officials said it was a regularly scheduled meeting and not attended by the most senior national security officials.

'There continues to be no credible, specific intelligence to suggest that there is an imminent threat to the homeland,' White House spokesman Tony Fratto said.

'There is no emergency meeting,' he said.

White House Instills Terror While Denying There is Anything to be Scared of, Reuters

Weed has a 40 percent chance of making you psycho! But the chance of it happening remains low. Are you confused? See? That's evidence that your mind is already breaking down!

And...isn't that clever how they blend psychosis with conditions as common as depression and "anxiety"? Wow. Not only are these doctors rediscovering the archaic and long-ridiculed Horrors of the Devil Weed, they are redefining Psychology! How freakin' innovative. Or as some might query, "What on Earth are they smoking?"

Okay, so what does this Brazen New Scientific Study come down to? A bunch of scientists tracked herb smokers and found that some of these people also had incidents of mental illness. Wait, wait! I know what you are saying. You are saying "Hey! I took a fundamental class in statistics in my open-enrollment community college and one of the very first things we learned is that correlation does not equal causality!" But see, you're only saying that because you're baked. Any sober and serious scientist knows that it's not endless wars and inhuman living conditions and tyrannical governments and gaping class divisions and racism and poverty and fear and a world gone mad that is causing people to go crazy, and perhaps seek some relief in harmless recreation; no, we live in a utopian paradise in which some otherwise upright and healthy citizens make the dread error of smoking the herb stalk WHICH THEN MAKES THEM STARK RAVING MAD!!!

So ware the Wacky Weed! Keep Shopping! Vote your Fear! And remember: War is Peace, Prozac is Happiness, Restless Legs are not caused by sitting on your ass too much, and Weed Will Steal Your Brains. Oh, and while we're at it, Jazz is devil music.

I guess I have two more things to say on this, but give me a second, I need to flip my Thelonious Monk album over.

Okay, here it is. One, why the hell are they spending so much money and time and energy trying to prove such a fragile and archaic claim that Reefer makes you Mad, when so much evidence points to the plant having such worthwhile medicinal properties? Why not sink money into that? It eludes me.

Or...does it? Because the second thing is not a question. I sort of fooled you, like that Colombo cat. And were he here, shaking his khaki trench to the wild stylings of Black and Tan Fantasy or even Rhythm-a-Ning, he might just drop this quote before slipping out the door:

Several authors [of the study] reported being paid to attend drug company-sponsored meetings related to marijuana, and one received consulting fees from companies that make antipsychotic medications.

Marijuana May Increase Psychosis Risk, Medical writer Marilynn Marchione of Milwaukee, Wis; Huffington Post

Ah, Modern Medicine and Science and Psychology and Commerce all clenching happy hands. It's enough to drive you to drink.

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Comentarios (30)


Carmen D. dijo:

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"Weed has a 40 percent chance of making you psycho! But the chance of it happening remains low. Are you confused? See? That's evidence that your mind is already breaking down!"

Eek gaads! Damn Reefer!!


peasant dijo:

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Dave's not here man!


Scarred the Feminist Pit Bull dijo:

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Your analysis made me laugh my ass off,Nezua. I think it's been one of the funniest essays I've read in a long time.:)

My new theory is this (and I believe it's a lot more accurate than the theory the *article* is trying to promulgate): 40% of all medical researchers and statisticians hired by pharmaceutical companies manufacturing anti-psychotic drugs go psychotic upon investigating a plant species threatening to make people neurologically healthier.:)


Jose dijo:

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Either this was good or I was reading this in between BONG HITS ...


NLinStPaul dijo:

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I don't want to shock anyone too much (LOL), but this kind of "science" linking correlation to causality happens all the time. One area I'm more familiar with, but gets even less questioning than this one is that of whether being overweight is correlated or causes health problems. There are some brave folks trying to break down this lie, much to the chagrine of the multi-billion dollar weight loss industry in this country.

And just so I don't get pilloried to much for this "news," causality between activity level and health problems HAS been established. The same CANNOT be said for how much a person weighs.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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Wow. You just totally killed my buzz.


Tom dijo:

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Dude, I feel 40 percent more psychotic just reading about it. What about people self-medicating? How about we study alcohol and psychosis?


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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alcohol is an "aggression enhancer," which i found very interesting to learn. meaning any person who takes enough of it eventually becomes violent. it is a property of the chemical's effect on human physiology.

but in regards to what you mention, i assume you know the term "alcohol dementia". and of course, the late stages of alcoholism does bring about psychosis, or rather the condition known as "wetbrain" which is not technically "psychosis," but total destruction of the brain.


Tom dijo:

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"aggression enhancer"
"alcohol dementia"

Oh boy. No, I didn't know the words for it. I'm trying to read article. THanks.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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i slam cigarettes unilaterally. but i dont mean to do so with alcohol. when i talk of alcohol's properties like this, i do mean chronic and excessive use of it.


ms_xeno dijo:

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Alcohol makes me violent ? Well, no worries. Just sit on the other side of the room when those two-and-a-half beers make me pass out. That way you'll be out of kicking range. But please, don't YouTube my quasi-inert carcass. I hate that.


Tom dijo:

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Hey, please do slam excessive & chronic use of alcohol! If I reacted weird it's because the symptoms were so familiar. It's as if they were describing a person I know. So it sort of freaked me out.


kactus dijo:

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i do mean chronic and excessive use

Hehe, you said chronic, man. Hehe.

Oh fuck, that was stoners' humor.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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oh snap. good one.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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(and NL, i dont mean to dismiss your good points, please dont take it that way)


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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ms_xeno, the worst is when they photograph you with shaving cream on your face, or hot dogs in...well. yeah. don't pass out at a party.

and, on the serious tip, i dont mean alcohol will make a person violent in a night. i'm talking about a long-term effect, such as the depressive quality of alcohol, which wont make someone necessarily sad in one night, but over a long term can bring them low.


NLinStPaul dijo:

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No problem Nez. I'm just sorry to have killed your buzz - they're not easy to come by these days.

On a more serious note, your diary just reminded me how I've come to distrust things that come across as "fear mongering" on health issues - especially when there is some corporate entity that rakes in the dollars due to the fear. And the weight issue is one that caused lots of havok in my life - so its personal. And interestingly enough - the progressive side of the political world seems to have bought-in even more so than the conservatives on this one. I'm just trying to occassionally do my part to spread some truth.


RC dijo:

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I don't smoke dope anymore and I don't drink much alcohol either {about a quart a year} but I certainly miss them, and if I could drink a glass and smoke the nightly chronic, I would. Kidney complications keep me from these wonderful pastimes.
After 30 years of pot smoking, I stopped. I became depressed and I also had sleep problems. I had smoked from the age of 15 to 45.
But also, and until this day, now 10 years later, I cannot put up with the stress of managing employees and dealing with clients in the architecture and building trades, and as a result, I have cut my interactions with the business and with humans way back, in fact, to the minimum.
I'm seriously thinking of starting to grow and eat the herb again, instead of inhaling and see what happens.
Life was definitely smoother and calmer in the Cannabis years. I second Nez's contention that civilization makes you psychotic, and weed may be acting as a buffer.


Matt dijo:

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FWIW, to me it looks like the study concludes that the risk increases by forty percent, not forty percentage points.

Here's the difference: Imagine that the study concluded that smoking weed increases your chance of developing psychosis by 50%. That would be the same as concluding it increases your risk by half. Now let's say that 1% of the population develops a psychosis. If weed increases your 1% risk of developing a psychosis by half, then weed smokers would have a 1.5%(1% x 1.5) chance of developing a psychosis not a 51% (1% + 50%) chance. Similarly, a 40% increase from a 1% chance would mean a 1.4% chance. So a relatively large increase in an already low risk might still leave you with a fairly minimal risk.

That said, the 40% increase might still be complete BS.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yeah, i used to use those rolling papers made of math book pages, too, but after a while they gave me a headache, i stick with rice paper strawberry trapezoidals now. ;)

thanks for the tutelage, tho, i get ya. not very funny, but certainly informative.


ms_xeno dijo:

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The worst part is I drool in my sleep. The cats think I'm part dog.

Nezua, my own observations have been that pot is more an amplifier of personality than alcohol, which is indeed a depressant in anything but small doses. The potheads I've known who were sort of calm people before smoking would get super-laid back afterward. The ones who were vaguely prickly and paranoiac before would get VERY paranoid afterward.

YMMV, of course.

A couple of New Year's parties ago, I had half a glass of good red wine with about a half-postage stamp's worth of pot brownie and felt as wonderful as I'd ever felt before, or have since. It's just a good thing that I asked the host beforehand what the proper dosage for somebody who rarely consumed the killer weed would be. :D

I wonder what the purveyors of modern-day reefer madness would make of that...


~KL~ dijo:

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Working in a hospital, not once have I ever seen a person come in for marijuana psychosis or some other serious effect because of it. Okay once a young female did come in because she felt :"weird,out of it" and thought she was "gonna die". Naturally they gave her Lorazepam (Ativan) which by itself in the long run is highly addictive and potentially life threatening.
Meanwhile I cannot begin to tell you how many patients come in for alchohol poisoning and/or the related accidents and violence caused because of it. I cannot also begin to tell you the wrath that cigarettes wreak on the human body as well as it's spirit.
What would good ol' Robert Nesta Marley say?


Joan Kelly dijo:

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Yeah, I've never known someone to become scary and mean on pot, whereas my life has been littered with mean drunks. Littered, eh, that makes them sound like trash, that's not what I feel. And there aren't mean drunks in my personal life right now, I'm just saying - I do have a resentment against the promotion of alcohol as legal and not a big deal but marijuana gets villified. I don't know if anything in constant excess is a great idea, but I do believe that the drive to alter consciousness with substances is a deeply human one, and not just the simple, self-help-y, pop psychology kind of "self medication" or "escape" or whatever. I know people do those things too, and like others here, I don't fucking blame them. It's just my opinion that getting high and liking it is pretty basic human normalness. And I don't even do it anymore myself, so I don't have much of a stake in seeing it that way, it's just what makes sense to me. Now could we get some ativan for all the scaredy cats who keep slamming pot and preventing its peaceful existence?


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yes, neither do i think its so simple as "escape" or "self medicating" at all times. i am where you are on it. in fact, one of the things i learned while studying all this was that each member of the animal species has a way to alter their consciousness, and that even kids do it naturally (holding breath til passing out almost, forced dizziness, etc). and as adults we seek altered consciousness in many ways. even orgasm is momentarily elevating our consciousness to a different plane, and that is part of why we seek it.

as with many things, life is nuanced, and not really here to be soundbitten, as much as we like to make it seems so in this culture.


Johnny D dijo:

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the US gov't TOP concerns on weed use:

1) no one will want to fight
2) users will become aware of TV programming
3) will no longer have impulse buying desires
4) may live longer needing less medical assistance
5) will see through the lies of TAX
6) just might be happy with what they have
7) WILL UNDERMINE THE MONEY MAKING MACHINE!


. . . . no wonder it is illegal


jena dijo:

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Psychotic? Damn! They must be smoking lots better shit than the stuff I get!


democommie@prodigy.net dijo:

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Nezbuzz:

I have a brother, 48 yoa, who is paranoid, angry, scared and just plain crazy. He's had cancer and a number of other health problems. He is essentially, a ward of my older brother and he lives in my late mother's house, obsessively washing clothes and keeping shades drawn and doors double locked. He smokes pot everyday and has done so for about 35 years. He also ingests massive quanities of any prescription pain killers or mood altering drugs he can get his hands on and he did drink himself nearly to death for about 20 years, but I'm sure it's the pot.

I am so fucking sick of listening to the Narcocommandos preach about the dangers of pot, while they are, in many cases, drug abusers (alcohol is included) themselves.

Me, I just want to smoke a little of the sacred herb so I can get brave enough to find me an uppity black mexican woman--I can do the lazy part.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yes, damn. he might not be a good spokesman for NORML. and i'm sorry to hear it.

maybe it's the world, tho.

or the pot, i don't know.


Tom dijo:

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Hey, on my self-medicating comment, did that come off negative? I hope not. I'm not saying that self-medicating accounts for people enjoying substances. I drink and I had no problem with weed either, until I got really paranoid once.

I was just wondering about correlation vs causality. A 1.4 times higher rate of psych-wateva among users of a Substance could be people who start smoking because they're already got a problem. I drank way too much for some years, and I was self-medicating for sure.


ms_xeno dijo:

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no wonder it's illegal

But Johnny ! Think of the corresponding boom for purveyors of snacks, not to mention for all-night diners and convenience stores-- if only they would legalize it !!

kick it, ése.

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