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27 de Julio, 2007

The Sound of Bandwagon Wheels Turning

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IN A SHOCKING AND UNEXPECTED TURN, the London band Coldplay has announced that they will switch their sound to salsa, instead of the frigid brit-pop that has made them so famous up to now.

Coldplay's new album is taking on a Latin flavor, says the band, who has been recording with Brian Eno in Barcelona, Spain.

The group recently posted a message to fans on their website saying, 'We're tired of being known for music that provokes suicide attempts. And honestly, the kind of sex you can have to our music is not exciting, but rather...gentle, and dull.'

'The sights, sounds and flavors of Latin America and Spain have definitely been infused into this project. We have been collaborating with actual Spaniards and Mexicans and Peruvians and Puerto Ricans and Guatemalans and even Cubans in an attempt to pick up on what seems to be very hot these days. We're sick of the Radiohead thing. We believe in our fans and feel that they can bloody well shake their caderas to our new sound.'

Under discussion is if the band will retain the name "Coldplay," or adopt a "spicier" moniker for the latest musical effort.

'We've been thinking that 'Coldplay' doesn't evoke a very Latin feel, and although it may disappoint a few people, it may be time to warm up the image a little,' said Guy Berryman, of the band. Under consideration are "El Sol Patrol," and "Habanero Wank."

Coldplay's Hops on the Hispanic Bandwagon, netmusiccountdown.com

Okay. That's not exactly how it went. For a non-satirical announcement of the change announced in the band that broke on the scene with the single "Shiver," read on.

IT'S REALLY NOT MUCH BETTER, and I wasn't lying about the change in sound:

Coldplay's new album is taking on a Latin flavor, says the band, who has been recording with Brian Eno in Barcelona, Spain.

The group recently posted a message to fans on their website saying, '(we've been) moving from church to church setting up where we can.'

'The sights, sounds and flavors of Latin America and Spain have definitely been infused into this project. The music and lyrics have begun to reflect the strengthening Hispanic theme.'

Coldplay's Newest To Have "Hispanic Theme", netmusiccountdown.com

Seriously, tho: WTF? Is this the same Coldplay that sings Yellow? The bleak, soft, Oasis-ey London band? It seems to be, despite my amazement.

"The music and lyrics have begun to reflect the strengthening 'Hispanic Theme'???" What "strengthening Hispanic Theme"? The one you decided to "take on?" I mean what does that mean? "Our lyrics have begun to reflect their new selves."

Oh man! I mean, really, I just have to laugh. Maybe that will quell this burbling in my gut. And more importantly, how you gonna stop la cultura, Lou, when even Radiohead wannabes now wannabe Latino-ey? ¡Ay Dios Mio!

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Comentarios (20)


Kai dijo:

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Jajaja! At the Coldplay-cabana, they fell in love...


Meep dijo:

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I think a little part of me is weeping in the corner.

While I'm all for experimentation of bands, etc... WTF. "Hispanic" music is not like a shoe! I mean, you can have influence from a certain source - Ben Folds was influenced by a lot of early RnB artists (though his fans are notoriously racist) and he didn't try to invade it or anything by being obsequiously black.

Fuck la cultura de eeuu!!


Jose dijo:

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Well I'm not sure if you heard the remix of Coldplay's clocks. It's got this interesting salsa latin jazz sound to it and it worked pretty well. Unfortunately, I don't see a song like "Yellow" being done in the same way. I can see it if they bachata'd "The Scientist." So we'll see. As long as we don't hear that they invented salsa 50 years from now in the history books, then I'm fine ...


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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Everyone knows that it was the Beatles who invented salsa, Jose. (Or was it Gloria Estefan?)


~KL~ dijo:

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Great first Pat Boone sings Metal and now this. What's next Vicente Fernandez doing Techno.


janna dijo:

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"Fuck la cultura de eeuu!!"
What cultura de e.e.u.u.?? That's the problem, we have no culture, at least nothing meaningful (by "we" I am referring to those who are descended primarily from northern Europeans). That's why we take little bits of everyone else's and "make it ours." For centuries, our governments, elites, and religious institutions have waged war on our own culture, obliterating dances, festivals, seasonal observances that our euro ancestors once held dear. Not unlike the cultural wars we've waged against the indigenous worldwide. We are a sad people, lacking those cultural ties that bind a people together. I apologize if this seems a bit random, but it's something that bothers me a lot, and to me, "culture of the U.S.A." is a total oxymoron.


Pat Logan dijo:

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LOL

That's all English is, an amalgamation of bits and pieces from every language we've come across.


RickB dijo:

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Ah, Coldplay, the band you can invite home to meet your mother for weak tea and cucumber sarnies, but what will Grandmama make of the sombreros and Zapata moustaches now? Someone fetch the vicar she has fainted dead away, I can only pray she doesn't hear of Blur's new reggae album. Lawks a mercy.


Rafael dijo:

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Hell I like Coldplay (I also like Radiohead), but I don't like gimmicks. if they can pull it off, then fine, but if you want to freewheel it, let Nelly Furtado do it, she is way hotter...


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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well, one small comment, RickB: (and your comment is hilarious, by the way). Blur has always been ultra eclectic, from the start, an album easily containing ten different styles. So from them, a reggae album seems much less calculated and contradictory.


RC dijo:

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I could make one of my long tedious comments about all of this reaction as to who makes what kind of music, but I will cut it very short today. Latin America is full of very successful bands that produce Rock en Espanol from Mana to Terciopelados, so I fail to see why Coldplay {though hard to believe, I have never heard them -- of them, yes -- but they don't make into my soundscape somehow} can't vaccuum up some Latinicity, whatever that might be.
Aren't those Coldplay guys British?
Are we to be upset that Jose Feliciano sang "Light My Fire" and Santana made Tito Puente's "Oye Como Va" into a Hammond B3 Rockin' Tune? That Dizzy Gillespie twisted up a whole lot of sounds and then blew them around the world? And this was 40 years ago.
As to the US, particularly descendants of Northern Europeans, not having any real culture left, WRONG on a hundred counts. If Nez lets me take over his blog here for a month, I will set that straight, but it is an erroneous statement, surely.
Gotta go now. Reggaeton is blasting out of radios in cars that drive by as I write this. What's up with that? Every country has rap artists. Know where Orchestra La Luz is from?
The international Salsa Dance Festival and Competition was last week in San Juan and there were couples from all over the world there, celebrating a sound that is DEAD in PR. Salsa artists can barely get work in PR.
It's a crazy world.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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yes, not having heard Coldplay would definitely tend to leave one "out in the cold" on getting what i'm saying here.


RC dijo:

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Guilty, Nez. I have no great need to find out about Coldplay either. This week a movie starring Marc Anthony and JLO opened in San Juan. They play Puchi and La Voz, I can't wait to hear that album. Hector Lavoe {the movie is about him}, the Sonero y Salsero, is closer to my general taste.
In the background right now I have Italian opera playing, speaking of Culchah.
Somewhere, somehow, people are crazy about Coldplay. Others are insane about Salsa played by Japanese bands that sing phonetic Spanish.
Thousands and thousands of both delightful and dreadful musical concoctions are recorded and released to the world every week.
We never get to hear 99.999 percent of them. Life is too short.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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cleary not too short to defend Coldplay's appropriation of The New Hispanic Theme! salud!


Meep dijo:

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I think the US culture is the act of appropriation. I don't know if that makes sense... like a gluttonous fool. We even appropriate ourselves - you can see this in country music.


RickB dijo:

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I knew I should of said Oasis! Or William Shatner, now his albums are awesome.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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GOLDENTHROAT SHATNER!!


RickB dijo:

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Amen to that, I love Futurama's respectful tribute-
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3QzYBpP8btg


RC dijo:

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Had to run out and fix a pump. Well, Nez, we will have to see if Coldplay gets some airplay in Puerto Rico when the new album comes out. I'll keep you posted.
I think expropriation is pretty endemic in pop music. I can't understand why anyone would care. In fact, expropriation has been the history of music all around the world. That and wild innovation and invention.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

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well, as i implied above, i really think to understand the oddness of their sea change, the prerequisite of being familiar with Coldplay's sound and audience must be in place. i dont deny that crossover and influence is a ubiquitous, vital, and enjoyable part of the ever-evolving world of music. i am a musician and have been for 22 years. my style has not stayed the same, and everything informs everything else. crossover, influence, and evolution of sound is not what this post is about...timing and trend is. but again, i'm being redundant.

let me know how the New Caliente Coldplay goes over in PR, I'm sure they will be all the rave. just like when David Carradine played the Green Hornet.

kick it, ése.

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