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8 de Septiembre, 2007

People are Pretty Confident

Categorized under Gobierno , Hipnotismo , Once de Septiembre , Terrorizing la Gente | Tags: bush, Iraq, Ozombie Bin Laden, war on terror

OUR FAVORITE UNDEAD political operative reappears to chastise his twin George "Without Terror I'm Just a Failed Businessman" Bush (which one is the Evil Twin is part of the great mystery of Osama The Gold Watch Wearing Dialysis-Impervious and The 19 Saudis who Took Down Building #7 Without Even Touching It).

Well, at least our intelligence forces--you know, the ones who had the whole Imminent Mushroom Cloud thing sort of COMPLETELY WRONG--sound certain beyond a doubt that the recently released tape is actually not an invention or a fraud meant to manipulate the people of the USA.

US intelligence agencies confirmed the tape's authenticity. "I think people are pretty confident it is his voice," said a US intelligence official, speaking on condition of anonymity.
-- "Bin Laden mocks US as 'weak' in new video", afp.google.com

Well, damn. I sure wish it were a "slam dunk," but I guess as long as "people are pretty confident," I can afford a little fear in my belly. But no more, CheneyBush! Not until the full set of fangs come out...which I am, well--pretty confident, will magically happen as we get closer to the next US elections.

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Comentarios (3)

James dijo:

Ah yeah, "Osama", donning a false beard.

Palabras por James spat forth on el 8 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:55 AM

nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez dijo:

well...clearly he is savvy enough to understand to what depths the Fake Beard terrifies so many of us.

Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez spat forth on el 8 de Septiembre, 2007 at 10:25 AM

RickB dijo:

I think we should be thankful for the sake of America's underwear that he didn't utilise the full Groucho glasses, nose and moustache, Nooooooooooooooooo!
The source of all the reporting of this is an American website and apparently the 'video' isn't even full motion for the duration, not that it is freely available for us to judge ourselves. An academic who published Bin Laden's writings and therefore knows his style hasn't reckoned any messages have been genuine since the bombing of Afghanistan, I don't know what he thinks of this one, I must see if he has published any commentary about the new '2 minute hate'.

Palabras por RickB spat forth on el 8 de Septiembre, 2007 at 11:00 AM