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20 de Septiembre, 2007
Petraeus Remix (Khaki Thaki Blogistan Version)
Categorized under Humor | Tags: blogs, Outtakes and Remakes, Petraeus
UNLESS YOU PROVE OTHERWISE I have no choice but to propose (and conclude) that it was HERE, at The Unapologetic Mexican, that Petraeus was named "Betray Us" first! I remember a few days to a week after I made that post, Olbermann said it and got harangued by the right wing. (And even then I said, "HOLY CRAP Olbermann reads my blog!", a common, and often megalomaniacal utterance many of us bloggers are known to make) But still and all, it was Nezua who laid it down back on July 30. And I should get propz, because it's nearly an impossible rhyme to think of, eh? Really took some hard work to come up with that one.
Skippy would understand.




Comentarios (21)
Pinky dijo:
If that's the case, maybe congress should compose a resolution against your blog...hehe. Actually, I'm shocked a white dude, and then a predominantly white organization, decided to steal something from a Person of Color and not give you credit/compensation. SHOCKED.
Palabras por Pinky spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 05:25 PM
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dijo:
jeje. A RESOLUTION CAN ONLY MAKE ME STRONGA!!!
well...at least they would be passing SOMEthing besides gas. damn.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Pinky dijo:
I'm going to write a letter to my congresspeople right now!
Palabras por Pinky spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 05:32 PM
Rafael dijo:
Nice effect there Skippy!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Rafael dijo:
Oh I thought this post was about me, because all post, everywhere must be about ME, ME, ME!!!!
Or not...jejeje....
Olbermann delivered another biting commentary tonight (you can get his podcast, for those who are Internet savvy but TV averse) I will watch it again at midnight, I also want to see hi rake Michelle Malkin over the coals again, just for the heck of it.
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 06:23 PM
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dijo:
jeje!
shoot, i shoulda known olbermann has a podcast. damn. i'll have to to the iTunes store and search. i definitely need to have his podcast subscribed.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 20 de Septiembre, 2007 at 06:28 PM
Megabrad dijo:
Yeah, really? You should be real proud of yourself, jackass. What this country needs is another retarded mexican spouting off about United States business. Please keep your 3rd grade viewpoint south of the border where it belongs.
Palabras por Megabrad spat forth on el 22 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:00 PM
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dijo:
Okay, let's go over this slowly, "Megabrad." Because I'm betting—by your ALL CAPS email address for one thing—that your synapses are just a wee bit gluey.
You're the one calling me names and slurring me because of my ethnicity...and I'm the one being clever with my verbal disco-dancing, and on top of that, offering up nifty photoshop skillz...and even in the face of your racist and senseless monologue, I remain suprisingly and impressively restrained! (God, I turn even myself on.)
Now class: who can tell me which one of us belongs in grade school?
Exactamente.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 22 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:36 PM
MEGABRAD dijo:
No no, amigo. Let me go over it slowly for you. You are Mexican. I am American. An American general could possibly betray me.
A Mexican general could possibly betray you. If in fact there is such a rank in Mexico. Maybe they only go as high as colonel there, or maybe captain. A joke, yes. Funny? Also yes.
Now you see, being a Mexican, an American general cannot "betray" you, or your Mexican people. Pretty simple to understand, wouldn't you say?
So, seeing that you have a lot of problems in Mexico, (this is an understatement, as you really have a TON of problems down there!) why the hell are you concerned about what an American general does? It's none of your concern, and you really shouldn't trouble yourself with the affairs of what a great nation and superpower do. Trouble yourself with cleaning up that crappy third world country of yours.
Thanks ;)
Your big brother in America,
MEGABRAD
Palabras por MEGABRAD spat forth on el 24 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:24 AM
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dijo:
Yawn.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 24 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:30 AM
Tomas el Yanqui dijo:
My, my, my. Brad certainly seems to leap to a lot of conclusions, doesn't he?
Betrayal knows no nationality. The citizenship or residence of a general vis-a-vis a member of the public is irrelevant to the question of betrayal. Ergo, your rather tortured explication is specious and jejune. Your claim is dismissed. Be sure to let me know if you need an exposition of this refutation, and please advise if you have any particular limitations on the vocabulary I use in same(e.g. no words with more than two syllables).
In addition, your unsupported claim re our host being "retarded" is likewise dismissed, given your absence of proffered evidence and the plenitude of direct evidence to the contrary.
Thirdly, cutesy jokes about the Mexican military have no place in a serious discussion. However, I doubt you came here for *serious* discussion. IMO it is more likely that you came here to post the sort of things that you haven't the stones to say to someone's face.
Fourthly, while both Mexico and the US certainly have their problems, it is hardly *your* place to tell others what topics they may or may not discuss. If you don't care to discuss such topics, then you are certainly free to go elsewhere and discuss something else. However, there are polite people here, having polite discussions, and having a troll like you in here is not entirely unlike having a baby with a leaky diaper make a surprise appearance at a cocktail party.
At any rate, as a disabled and honorably discharged veteran of the US Army (and therefore apparently qualified by you to speak on the topic of What American Generals Are Up To), I'd like to invite you to un-@ss the AO and look for greener pastures in which to post your drivel. Given that you obviously have a TON of problems of your own, I'm sure you'll understand that any problems among the posters here really are none of your concern. Trouble yourself with cleaning up your own act, pal.
Palabras por Tomas el Yanqui spat forth on el 24 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:42 AM
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dijo:
oh man you have me laughing out loud. this was a great response.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 24 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Tomas el Yanqui dijo:
jejeje! :D
Palabras por Tomas el Yanqui spat forth on el 24 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:53 AM
MEGABRAD dijo:
Dear Mr. Mexican,
Yes, it's me again. Sorry, I don't mean to bore you. It's just that I had this suspicion that you were actually not a Mexican at all, but rather an American. Seems I was correct. You are indeed an American, and of the worst sort, I might add. You are an UN-AMERICAN. Being such, I think you should renounce your citizenship, and illegally enter another country, perhaps your beloved Mexico, and spend the rest of your life blogging about your leftist political point of view. Or, if you can't support yourself that way, perhaps you could open a taco stand.
You don't support America. You're not American at heart. You're really a communist/Marxist/socialist, aren't you? They don't make good Americans. So please, go be with your brothers. That's where you want to be anyway. And do us another favor, if you would be so kind? Take the false intellectual Thomas the Yankee with you. He doesn't impress me with big words like he thinks he does, and maybe he is smart enough to read a map to help you find your way. If not, he could hold the flashlight?
I'll be checking back on your progress!
MEGABRAD
Palabras por MEGABRAD spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 11:01 AM
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dijo:
it's tough, isn't it? you just can't keep away. i understand. and yet...i don't read anything you write.
it's ain't easy being a stalker, eh? you just can't get any love.
bye now :)
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Tomas el Yanqui dijo:
"Dear Mr. Mexican,"
Dear Mr. Lackwit -- You're quite the bit of fun, aren't you? Since you're so much fun, here's the Fisking you're asking for.
"Yes, it's me again. Sorry, I don't mean to bore you. It's just that I had this suspicion that you were actually not a Mexican at all, but rather an American."
Which rather begs the question of why you repeatedly referred to our host as a "mexican." Your present claim of suspicion is belied by your earlier unsupported assertions that our host is a "mexican." This series of events clearly indicates that you are not only guessing, but that you are also a liar. But that's hardly surprising.
"Seems I was correct."
No, it seems that you have engaged in the logical fallacy of "moving the goalposts." When one is as intellectually dishonest as you appear to be, such disingenous methods need not create the level of cognitive dissonance that they create in more ethical persons.
"You are indeed an American, and of the worst sort, I might add."
What sort's that? Given that you can't decide whether our host is mexican or american, perhaps you'd better gather some more information before sticking your foot in your mouth again, boy.
"You are an UN-AMERICAN."
No. Our host is *quite* American. I'm not so sure about you.
"Being such, I think you should renounce your citizenship, and illegally enter another country, perhaps your beloved Mexico, and spend the rest of your life blogging about your leftist political point of view."
I'm certain that our host will give your advice all the attention and consideration it deserves.
"Or, if you can't support yourself that way, perhaps you could open a taco stand."
Then again, you could try that yourself if the bloggin-n-trollin' industry dries up. You're quite the busy little snark artist on the web, aren't you?
"You don't support America."
:D
"You're not American at heart."
Clearly your Windows For Telepaths software is acting up. Better reboot.
"You're really a communist/Marxist/socialist, aren't you?"
Regardless of how our host might define himself, one may be all of those things and be an American. It is hardly illegal to be any of those things, just like it's not illegal to be an asshole. And *that's* certainly good news for *you.*
"They don't make good Americans."
Ah, the "True Scotsman" fallacy! Truly the mark of an inexperienced internet troll! :D
"So please, go be with your brothers."
I just checked out your website. Now I think I know why you go trolling on other people's blogs, Champ.
"That's where you want to be anyway. And do us another favor, if you would be so kind? Take the false intellectual Thomas the Yankee with you."
I think I'll stick around here until I'm done with you. You ought to be good for a few more grins before you become tiresome.
"He doesn't impress me with big words"
Of course I do. If not, you wouldn't have seen fit to comment on them. And I bet you'll be back to dance for us some more, puppet.
"like he thinks he does,"
I need not think about it. The mere fact that you have returned and mentioned me is clear evidence of the wounds I have done you.
"and maybe he is smart enough to read a map to help you find your way."
On second thought, I bet this is closer to the mark when it comes to you:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/enfantprovocateur.htm
But this is running a close second:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm
"If not, he could hold the flashlight?"
You bring heat, but no light. That why you think a flashlight would be needed?
"I'll be checking back on your progress!"
Excellent! And I'll do a little checking of my own! Toodles!
Palabras por Tomas el Yanqui spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 12:37 PM
Rafael dijo:
And in one swift post Megabrad (not just regular brad, American colleges are infected with so many justBrads) shows that Nez is in fact prettier (I would say handsome) than Lou Dobbs and smarter than ten aryans and one megaBrad.
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 01:13 PM
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dijo:
you'd think by now unoriginal haters would know better than to come to the House of Nez to get themselves so very humiliated. i roll with one smart posse.
funny, también!!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 01:18 PM
Rafael dijo:
Tomas, thanks for the link(s). They are worth their electronic weight in credit!
Palabras por Rafael spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 04:41 PM
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dijo:
estoy de acuerdo, rafa. tomás, those links (images) are great!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 25 de Septiembre, 2007 at 09:08 PM
A dijo:
I don't understand this country does not care about it citizen's. It only care's about themselves. The rich get richer the poor get poorer. There is no end to the story. In this country the white are the rich. They will not allow you to try. It's crazy if you want to make it in this society hispanics are going to have to have a ground to step on and a common goal. We are gonna have to start secret societies and others such.
What you don't believe me the white people do it all the time do you think anybody cares no but they do influence our economy. Don't you think it's time we influenced it too.
There is no marvel in the face of reality. Because the more we stay in the same situation they more they take away. And really who is strong and who is weak. That depends on what you know.
Palabras por A spat forth on el 8 de Febrero, 2008 at 01:46 PM