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18 de Noviembre, 2007
Overtaking the Joneses [The War Between Surnames]
Categorized under Cultura , Historia , Medios | Tags: Adoption, español, familia, historia, hype, Language, Latino, My Life, Que Viva Las Mujeres, The Haunted Land

THE EPIC STRUGGLE BETWEEN SURNAMES has been raging across the land largely unnoticed, but somewhere or other, the battle lines have been drawn. Articles like the New York Times' In Name Count, Garcias Are Catching Up to Joneses bring an accounting of the war torn namescape to us back here at home. And we can only hope that before long, peace will reign again between these warring labels.
Step aside Moore and Taylor. Welcome Garcia and Rodriguez.
Yeah! Take that...Name! There ain't room in this here list for the both of us! Er...actually...there is. There are 5947 names on this list...I'm sure we can move around and accommodate one another...
But no! Because there's only room for ten in the Top Ten! Otherwise, well...it would have to be the Top Eleven! And that has too many syllables. So STEP ASIDE MOORE AND TAYLOR! BWAJAJAJAJAJAAA!!*
(*Spanish Raucous and Slightly Evil Laughter)
Smith remains the most common surname in the United States, according to a new analysis released yesterday by the Census Bureau. But for the first time, two Hispanic surnames — Garcia and Rodriguez — are among the top 10 most common in the nation, and Martinez nearly edged out Wilson for 10th place.
Wait, try it like this:
SPORTSCASTER VOICE:
Anglo Smith is in the lead, and all the experts say tradition dictates another win today, but what's this, what's THIS, it's two dark horses pulling up RIGHT BEHIND Davis and Miller, oh my GOD it's the Hispanic Horses, and in the home stretch now, Martinez is even nipping the heels of Wilson CAN you believe it— |
But this nailbiting episode needs a Villain. The swarthy type, perhaps the one known as El Migrante! And we shall hint at the villain's presence oh-so-casually.
The number of Hispanics living in the United States grew by 58 percent in the 1990s to nearly 13 percent of the total population, and cracking the list of top 10 names suggests just how pervasively the Latino migration has permeated everyday American culture.

Or perhaps not so casually! It almost gives you goosebumps how slick the writer THINKS he's being. (Hi "Sam Roberts.") I mean come on. "How pervasively the Latino migration has permeated everyday culture"?? Wow. Kudos. What a bundle of clever intonation and implication by word association. It's like borderhoppers and infection and penetration all in one. But hey, all's fair in love and war....
While the historical record is sketchy, several demographers said it was probably the first time that any non-Anglo name was among the 10 most common in the nation.
Not good, not good. A new front on the War Between Surnames!! Looks like (as we escape our racing metaphor and get down to what we know well, guerra) the Hispanix are surging, and it's having a serious effect on the Anglos. Has Lou Dobbs heard? Can we be assured that now finally he will run for President and provide this nation with the
Luis Padilla, 48, a banker who has lived in Miami since he arrived from Colombia 14 years ago, greeted the ascendance of Hispanic surnames enthusiastically.“It shows we’re getting stronger,” Mr. Padilla said. “If there’s that many of us to outnumber the Anglo names, it’s a great thing.”
The audacity of these arrogant invading Latinos! It must end! See? This snippet proves it's a war! This brown bastard has the nerve to root for the Brown Namefighters (He said it was a GREAT thing GRRRR!) and he got caught doing it in the New York Times!
Call Bill O'Reilly! Call Tom Tancredo! Call Pat Buchanan and all other shining (creaky-assed) Culture Warriors! THIS MEANS WAR! Er...This means more war!! Because right after that roly-poly North Pole blanquito in a fake beard falls, you know what's next!!! I'M GONNA GET YA SMITTY!
Ah. But there's so much war already going on. The War on Drugs, I think there might be one raging against Poverty, and some say there is one blazing around the entire globe against Eurasia the Terror Nation. Or clusters of nations. Agh. I can't even remember where those guys come from. South Axtis Bolweevil. All the war. It's overwhelming at times.
Let's end on a hopeful note.
But the fact that about 1 in every 25 Americans is named Smith, Johnson, Williams, Brown, Jones, Miller or Davis “suggests that there’s a durability in the family of man,” Mr. Kaplan, the author, said.
See how inspiring those names sticking around can be to us? I mean, really. Can you believe it? Men did all this durableizing by themselves! What a great Family that must be. And even though "Johnson, William, and Brown" are classified as "Anglo" names up there in the Top Ten, they are kind enough to let so many blacks use those names anyway. That's a pretty noble family, if you ask me.
Anyway, as exciting at the latest trumped up war that the New York Times is peddling is, I think we can all relax. As pumped up as Sam Roberts and Luis Padilla are, this not-so-closely-watched struggle is bound to have minimal effect on our day to day lives.

I was listening to Prince the other day, he's got this song called Family Name. It has many fantastic lyrical passages. But one grabbed me when I was hardly paying attention. And it made me think.
U might say, "what u mad about?"
But u still got ur Family Name
Pleased 2 meet u, Mr. Pearlman
U can call me Clay. Can I play?
That's right, I suddenly thought. Remember Muhammed Ali, and how he changed his name to one of his own choosing. What would that consciousness be like? What would that feel like? How would that affect my identity? To have a last name, or wonder if your last name was but a product of ownership, to carry an old master's name forward and pass it on....
My next thought of course was that's my name too! My given and genetically inherited name is a Spanish name, front to middle to back. According to the Instituto Genealógico e Histórico Latino-Americano, it is (no, I'm not telling you, tho some know) "a Castellan surname that originated in the Villa of Pedraza, in the province of Segovia, in Castile and Leon, Spain."
But we're not Spanish, according to my father. However, that name is certainly not Indian! And despite the amount of sangre del España en mi familia, mi nombre remains the mark of the conquistador in México. A remnant of a Spaniard who made his way to the proposed "New Spain" during or after the conquest of Mexico (1519-1521). So I, too, carry the name forward and pass it on. Yet it is a name of which I remain very proud. Especially in the face of a culture that tries in many ways to make it feel a dirty langauge, an inferior tongue, a difficult and abnormal set of punctuation; tries to turn the already stained tongue of the conqueror over into the language of today's indentured servant, today's hidden slave class. Even Raza sometimes, without thinking, will frame the Spanish tongue in an inferior way. It's what we've learned from the dominant culture about ourselves.
But despite its origins as the brutal and greedy colonizer's tongue or its common day incarnation as the aural honing beacon for those who seek to further demonize today's hunted population always under the ICE microscope—I stand proudly behind my name and its origins. Even more so.
You want to talk about throwing off a Master's name. I can talk about that, too. You remember the process of legal adoption wiped my documents of the Spanish surname. Even my birth certificate. Though I held on to the old one for years. But who knew but me and my family? I wore the fake name for years. The name of a man who I came to see as my enemy, and who treated me like one since I first met him. How very wrong that name felt. How fake I felt. Every piece of mail, every State-stamped card, every degree. Fake. Don't get me wrong, I don't have some hangup where I feel the work I did to earn my degrees is invalid, or "fake," but the name...it leers at me. Mocks me. It's probably one of the reasons my diploma from NYU is stuffed in a box somewhere. Reminder of a long gone day. Better in the box.
One of the most liberating things I ever did was change my name back to the one I remember from my youth. The one I was given upon being born. The name that kills robots, breaks web forms, requires a squiggly unmurkan mark, the name that blazes of maize and sangria and and trumpets and tequila!
My mother still carries the Bestowed name. The name of a man she has many negative feelings about. Divorced now for about 22 years. The name has woven itself around her career, and throughout her entire life and memories and records.
Because my next thought was of women. Do they even care about the War Between Surnames? And why would most of them? This seems a male thing. We've left their names out a long time ago. I wonder if Sam Roberts thought of that when writing his fun little article about name battles. Hispanic names may be crowding the "Top Ten" like never before. Certain old obsessed antagonists may be pumping the Mexico Threat more than ever. But at least in Mexico, in the "Hispanic" tradition, las mujeres are included in the name game. Aqui, en los Estados Unidos, the only ones in it are the ones who shake off their Cassius and draw up their own Ali. Otherwise, they too wear the name of the possessed, of the owned.
Back to the article, It's nothing worth stirring the pot, this growing number of "Hispanic" names. Remember Florida, California, Texas, the entire Southwest? These areas have heard the Spanish language spoken for longer than they have the English tongue. (And native languages longer than that.) So what's new? This land that some men killed many people to claim remains a land upon which my ancestors made their way for many years. As all our people make their way across the world through time. But don't you now flip it around as if you are the ones who have something to fear. Who is being locked up in detainment centers and demonized in the movies and filling the factories and the fields. Who is catching hell for having a Spanish accent, who is being lumped in with terrorists and ALIENZ. No, I'm not at risk. I have no Spanish accent. But not all of us are so "lucky" as to have "escaped" our "cultural baggage" or "handcuffs."
I'm just saying. Articles and media be trying to lay it out as if gente are invading and Permeating Culture, and Disrupting the Cultural Landscape, and Changing All That Was.
Irony por ustedes. Widja short short short memories.




Comentarios (15)
Dead Inside dijo:
We change our names too.
I dropped my father's last, honored to now be called by my great grandmother's last.
But her last was my great grandfather's last. But I never knew him. So, to me at least, it's hers and always was.
Some of us keep our last names, to show some kind of good faith to our families that we're not changing our names because we are trying to push them out of our lives, no matter how much they have tried to push us out of their lives, even when they succeeded.
I guess I stayed in the family for the same reason, though going a couple generations back and staying on the patriarchal side. Only because of my love of my great grandmother. Never quite hit it off with the matriarchal side, even though the pat side was evil and vicious people. My great gran mother was not one of the evil ones. She was the eccentric one.
I'm sure she wasn't perfect. What white person can be?
Weird to think that even just having had my name changed is a privilege. One so many of my sisters, brothers and others haven't the means to do so. I don't now. I did once. Funny how things change.
Palabras por Dead Inside spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 10:20 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
yes, i do know you do.
hey, what person can be? nadie.
thank you for telling part of your story here. i appreciate it. and hear, hear on those Eccentric and Not Evil ones! we must stick together.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 10:24 AM
El águila dijo:
Ja ja ja, es dificil exprimir mi gozo encontrar este desarrollo.
Just like you say Hermano: "Back to the article, It's nothing worth stirring the pot, this growing number of "Hispanic" names. Remember Florida, California, Texas, the entire Southwest? These areas have heard the Spanish language spoken for longer than they have the English tongue."
Y también:
"Irony por ustedes. Widja short short short memories."
Apparently in California, Tejas, Nueva Mexico y también en Arizona-- y muy importantemente en Arizona, por eso es el estado donde que los Anglos racistas tratan mas duramente atacar los Latinos-- los nombres mas comunes para niños y niñas son nombres de la gente.
And the Anglos have short memories in indeed, porque this wonderful news has been more than 150 years in coming, amigo, ever since the Anglos humiliated the Chicano people en masse in the Mexican War in 1848, violated the treaties that demanded respect for our people and our rights to use español for all places, ethnic cleansed us from our homes-- then humiliated other Latino peoples in the dozens of invasiones que los Anglos then perpetrated in the decades after 1848.
It's a reminder that the valor de los niños heroes, ha continuado brillar con fuerza en las corazones de la gente.
To any Anglos lurking here-- dat's right, amigos, after almost 160 years of your occupation and humiliation of our people in the Southwest following Polk's invasion, after all the evictions and ignoring the treaties, shunning our culture, rear-guard actions and puttin' up walls, we are again becoming the majority in the lands you decided to dispossess us from. And you are never, ever gonna stop it, so don't even try it.
And no, mis amigos Anglos, we're not lookin' for payback, just respect. Un montón de respeto, en lugar del desprecio que nos han mostrado desde generaciones! It means we co-exist here, but it means you Anglos respect us, nuestros derechos y nuestra cultura just as you've forced us to pay homage to yours in years past. The people you thought you'd subjugated and conquered, are now once again the rulers of our own destinies here and the destinies de estas tierras. So forget about all your fences, all your Minutemen and all your virulent hatred, vamos a reir en sus rostros y parar sus ataques. We're not being pushed around anymore.
And BTW, we Latinos ain't the illegals here, my Anglo homies. We were here for centuries antes de que ustedes decidieron imponer "la frontera" en 1848. We have a right to be here, raise our families here and celebrate our culture here. We are happy for you to join us, but never pretend that you rule over us, ever again.
Palabras por El águila spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Dead Inside dijo:
Viva.
Palabras por Dead Inside spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 10:43 AM
RC dijo:
Somehow, I was shocked to see that Rivera did not make the cut. I was betting on that one. And, yes it is true that here in Latin America everyone has two surnames and husbands and wives have completely different surnames unless they happen to be cousins. The kids have the same name, which is the combo of the paternal and maternal grandfather's names. The mother passes on her paternal name, not her maternal name.
Palabras por RC spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 01:18 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
ah. now look at that. damn.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 01:20 PM
Lisa Harney dijo:
I chose my mother's maiden name, because - like Nezua - my legal father saw me as an enemy. He wasn't adoptive, I was born while he was married to my mother. It wasn't until later I (gratefully) learned that he was not my biological father. He refused to respect who I was, and insisted on clinging to who he thought I should be, described what I was doing as "suicide."
Anyway, picking the right last name was hard - I had my biological father's name, my mother's maiden name, some other name that I might pick and like (and I had several). I decided to honor my mother's name because I hated one father and didn't know the other.
Anyway, this idea of a "struggle" over surnames strikes me as being little more than a reason to talk about how the migrating latin@s are invading and ultimately threatening the dominant culture, commentary that I find very anti-American - not that any panicmongering conservative will agree with me.
Palabras por Lisa Harney spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 01:51 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
that's how i see it, lisa. you put it well.
thanks for sharing your experience.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 02:03 PM
RC dijo:
Just wanted to add that [cue mariachi section]is one of my favorite stage directions. Thanks. Oddly, Nixon's favorite music was Mariachi, so no one can claim he was completely without sensitivity. AYIIIII!
Palabras por RC spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 02:07 PM
La Molina dijo:
Tomorrow I am "going home" to San Antonio. So grateful to know who I am and where I came from. I have several cousins to show me the ancestral Spanish land grant where the family's farms and ranches were and the Mission where lie the graves of those who came before me. I am the descendant of Vaqueros. Real cowboys... not the John Wayne kind.
When I become a legally married woman in California next month, (necessary because California does not recognize Common-Law marriage) I will keep my own name. I recently checked with Social Security and a married woman is no longer required to file taxes under her husband's name or change it on her SS card.
Welcome to the 21st century!
Palabras por La Molina spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 09:30 PM
Donna dijo:
I'm a Johnson, I have a sister who is a Williams, and a latina step-sister who traded in Garcia for Smith. The way I see it us women of color are undermining and infiltrating those Anglo names. Take that Lou Dobbs!
Almost all the families on my rez have white names, French to be precise, because the French couldn't pronounce our names and gave us Christianized names for census purposes. Many are first names, when the families got larger it was easier to keep track by using the patriarch's first name for the children and grandchildren's last name. So we have the Francis family and the Nicholas family and the Paul family and the Bernard family and my family's name was Joe up until the turn of the century (1900 not 2000) when they took the name of the Indian agent, for once we had a fair one, so we honored him. Other names are mispronounced versions of French, they couldn't pronounce our names and we couldn't pronounce the ones they gave us, so you have the Sappiers (St Pierre) and the Sabbatus' (St Jean Baptiste) and the Atwins (Etienne).
Palabras por Donna spat forth on el 18 de Noviembre, 2007 at 11:03 PM
RC dijo:
Donna's comments are educational for me, but also sad. The lost names that really belonged to the people on the reservation {and that is a euphemism for what?} would have held so much more for the named.
Palabras por RC spat forth on el 19 de Noviembre, 2007 at 06:50 AM
janna dijo:
Thanks, Donna, I also find your comment enlightening. I always wondered why many native Americans have surnames like John. Census records are full of phonetic misspellings of even common Anglo names. It's too bad those who felt the need to put the names of native people in writing didn't just do their best with the spellings rather than saddle them with the names of their oppressors. Since native history was passed down by spoken word anyway, at least the names would have persisted in our written records in much the same way they would have in the oral tradition.
Palabras por janna spat forth on el 19 de Noviembre, 2007 at 07:45 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
Thanks, Donna. Yeah...so many stories like this. I have a real thing about names and the whole whitewash process. As I've made clear, and surely has a lot to do with my own adoption, where I almost "lost" my given (ethnic) name for a while.
My great great grandmother on the maternal side came here on a boat from Russia, her name was changed at Ellis Island, and nobody knows the real last name anymore. That kind of thing really burns me up.
I loved your story, its fascinating. How the names morphed like that.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 19 de Noviembre, 2007 at 07:51 AM
Donna dijo:
That sounds like my husband's family, we are Johnson's now, but his great grandfather was from Sweden and had the name Benkman (not sure of the exact spelling) and he and his brother decided they wanted to sound more American so took the more common Johnson name instead. We were talking about the name change amongst ourselves and just didn't get it, it's not like Benkman is really all that strange or hard to pronounce, it would be nice to go back in time and find out what they were really thinking when they changed the name.
On the reservation there are more people with Maliseet names now, first names anyway, so it's making a comeback.
Palabras por Donna spat forth on el 19 de Noviembre, 2007 at 12:52 PM