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26 de Noviembre, 2007

Repeated Tasering Shown to Cause Dementia

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PARIS (AFP) — Antoine di Zazzo says he has been 'tasered' more than 50 times and never felt the worse for the ordeal.

One of the biggest Taser representatives outside the US base, Di Zazzo also gave a surprise blast of the stun gun to French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen and offered a test dose to Nicolas Sarkozy before he became France's president. [...]

'You cannot call it real pain,' said di Zazzo. 'I just found that time was infinitely long.' In reality, a shot from the gun, which packs a 50,000 volt punch immobilises suspects for a few seconds.

National Front leader Le Pen, who was 79 at the time, went to inspect the gun last year because of the headlines it made when Sarkozy made his pledge [to provide every gendarme with a Taser] as interior minister. 'He did not want to try it but I took him a bit by surprise,' said di Zazzo.

'He has special protection because he is a leading politician but I got round them and fired into his shoulder. He fell over but got up again and then went around telling people: 'You are shaking the hand of the man who has tried Sarkozy's toy'.

Taser man stunned ... 50 times

ANTOINE DI ZAZZO'S BRAIN may never again fire its frazzled synapes correctly. Meanwhile, this poor muddled man will walk the earth thinking it merely a "surprise" when you flood an 80 year-old human being's nervous system with fifty thousand volts of electricity. When Di Zazzo is not occupied with bouts of surprise-Tasing the elderly, he will most likely be found spending his addled brainpower telling people that Tasers don't actually cause "real" pain, but rather, they warp the space-time continuum. Because as everyone knows, when you tweak the space-time continuum in such a fashion, it often causes you to scream repeatedly. As if in great agony. But don't be fooled, these are not "real" screams, just rallying whoops born from a celebration, happy cries wrenched from the ecstatic gullet of Time, itself. It won't be long before we are all celebrating together, from the looks of it. Police all over the world shall be the gatekeepers to time travel, and when we come to our senses, we will march on them begging to be transported to a land where there is no Real Pain, shouting "Please! Tase me, Bro!" Di Zazzo means to lead the way.

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Comentarios (8)


johnnyboy dijo:

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i,ve been tasered twice and both times i felt my heart stop,then i came back and began to fight with the cops again.but i heard some people don't come back and that,s why it's wrong.more and more cops are using tasers for no reason other than to mess you up for back talking to them.it's that a good reason to kill someone?i guess if your a cop it's o.k.


RickB dijo:

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I think Tasers are like witch burning, a savage practice that in time will be looked back on as a horrible misstep in human history. All that remains to be seen is how long and how many people die and are tortured with them before we can get them removed. They are a terrible technology that promotes the worst instincts in the user, like giving a young Hitler an easy-bake gas chamber- This machine creates fascists.


RickB dijo:

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ps. I would bet Di Zazzo digs a little electro play in private, problem is he is promoting non-consensual weaponised zaps with consensual demos.


Lisa Harney dijo:

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I really hate the attitude taken toward tasers (and non-lethal weaponry in general) these days. The police are given tools to inflict pain that won't usually kill you, and use those tools arbitrarily - as Johnnyboy says, sometimes just for backtalk.

Police violence has become very bad lately, and tasers only fuel that fire.


luisa dijo:

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Fascists sure like their tasers, don't they? I keep hearing about the Minutemen using tasers on people. Have you seen that new indy film "This is England" about the National Front? i think it won a cinematography award of some kind. anyways, when i saw it, i kept thinking of how it could be a film about the Minutemen. The parallels between the National Front's platform and recruiting strategies and the Minutemen's shtick should totally be writen about academically.

here is a clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbYvcbyZkBQ


Lisa Harney dijo:

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Ouch, that video was hard to watch.

There's a certain heat to anger. Righteous anger can burn away lies and illusions, and expose its target. Anger based in hatred just burns and kills.


Pete Shot The Deputy dijo:

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I was repeatedly tased by police a few years ago. That hurt like hell!! I was extremely painful to walk and breathe for almost a week. Of course, I couldn't get any medical attention until I was released from jail.


James dijo:

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Di Zazzo strikes me as being a bit psychopathic. His weird personality just happens to converge with our own national (US) Zeitgeist which is generally one of paranoia and hostility toward those deemed "different". Perhaps the only reason that the whole Taser as torture phenomenon is getting any national attention has to do with some of the recent victims being seemingly "normal" white middle class individuals. As long as the victims could be written off as brown-skinned, mentally ill, politically subversive or terrorists, not too many Americans would even take so much as a split second to question its practice or the prevalence of Tasers in US police departments (not to mention the use of tasers by vigilantes). Not exactly a happy, uplifting comment on our society.

kick it, ése.

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