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23 de Diciembre, 2007
Leaflet from the Anti-Christmas Insurgency
Categorized under Poesía , día festivo | Tags: I should tag this something, Outtakes and Remakes
THE CHRISTMAS U-BOATS are ready to launch, the eggnog spiked with communistic proparumba, the Athiestletoe hung up in wild, manger-rousting abandon. Let us share this laugh and this hunk of Heathengrease cheese, this wine stained moment of time to negotiate a space behind the rest of the rats in this place. Good thing we're only gnats! riding on heaven-hungry red-eyed bats!
Cheese-face creatures on TV paid to preach to you and me forget to keep a laugh or steak knife for themselves at the last, and in their mouths of warring and writhing beetle-teeth and rottenparchment leaves unfolding they spread distrust and rust and red and bloodshed and pretend that they care about something. Me, I'm a NASCAR crash-car watcher standing at the edge of their static hedge, but I'm doing important electronic workle, watching the racing hyenas bitch and burp and preen and sturkle and rage on those who will not re-violet a particular tincture of Pople Pu®ple.
And from the depths of a middle gray and dusty humming well-wired space spring billions of tiny colored explosions that race and stream to the surface as we here in the front pews absorb a rainbow—a digital, well-arranged and virus-scanned, multi-fielded, ever-fluctuating holy hue, and O to suck up divine milk of information, to fiercely and dutifully integrate it. I return full of phrases but rarely sated. Rice might be better. Wine would be wetter. This page would be cheese if I could only trade it.
Another day in an unholy intellelectrical paradise. Thank Queso de Cabra we made it!
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Comentarios (5)
RC dijo:
OK, Gracias al Manchego y La Feta, pero, you have been reading too much James Joyce lately, no? And I don't mean "Dubliners".
Palabras por RC spat forth on el 24 de Diciembre, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Dan (Fitness) dijo:
Merry Secular Jesus Day you crafty old codger you.
A mouthful of beetles helps the Putrescence, go down! The putrescence, go down.
Oh a mouthful of beetles helps the putrescence, slide down.
In a most delightful way.
Palabras por Dan (Fitness) spat forth on el 24 de Diciembre, 2007 at 04:21 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
ah, ya fill me heart with nog, dan! marlow christness, man. merry crippins.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 24 de Diciembre, 2007 at 05:03 PM
Lisa Harney dijo:
This is the best Christmas article I've ever read.
I wish I'd read it before Christmas, when the whole "anti-Christmas insurgency" nonsense was driving me up the wall. That is, Christians who are convinced the heathens are beating at the gates to light the trees on fire, while Congress passes a resolution to salute Christmas.
Palabras por Lisa Harney spat forth on el 29 de Diciembre, 2007 at 06:03 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
thanks, lisa! funny.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 29 de Diciembre, 2007 at 06:08 PM