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4 de Enero, 2008

Haitian Family Busted for Criminal Underpantsiness

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THANK GOD WE HAVE SWAT TEAMS who can respond to butt crack criminality!

WELLINGTON — Six members of a family were arrested at The Mall at Wellington Green in an incident that began benignly enough over a pair of droopy jeans but ended like a chaotic scene out of the Cops TV show.

An estimated 20 deputies, two canine units and a police helicopter swarmed the area surrounding the mall's food court, shutting down roads, all to arrest a 52-year-old man, his 50-year-old wife and four other relatives, ages 16 to 20, Thursday evening.

'It's a family affair. They get to spend the holiday in jail together,' Palm Beach County sheriff's Lt. Jay Hart said.

—Baggy jeans at mall drag family to jail

Oh, those funny po-po! I think they must be including comedy workshops in the police academies these days. A family affair, indeed.

Their arrests, along with the physical and verbal abuse family members say they endured, were punishment for both questioning the arrest of one of their sons and for leveling racism charges on the deputies, they contend.

That isn't so, deputies say. The family attempted to stop deputies from arresting a relative, which led to the situation spiraling out of control.

The fracas began around 7 p.m. Thursday when deputies arrested Frantz Leger, the Legers' 20-year-old son. He had returned to the mall where he was banned for violating its "Rules of Common Courtesy" on or around August. The Florida State University sophomore business major was verboten for wearing his pants too low.

'I know I'm not a criminal just because my pants are too low below your expectations,' Frantz Leger said from his Wiltshire Village home Saturday.

Unknowingly or not, though, his return to the mall was a violation of that trespass warning, deputies later charged.

"Unknowingly or not"? What does that mean? Do you feel like a fact has been left out of this story?

'The mall doesn't put up with that tomfoolery bullcrap,' Hart said. 'His pants were down below his butt. No one goes to the mall and wants to see the crack of someone's butt.'

First of all, I actually do go to the mall hoping to see the crack of someone's butt. So officer, your fantastic argument falls apart right there. Maybe they oughtta replace those comedy classes with courses in logic.

Second of all...who the HELL uses words like "tomfoolery" anymore? I honestly worry about politicians and authorities who use words like "gee whillikers" and "tomfoolery" and "hijinks" and "whippersnapper." I really think these people should back quietly away from any positions of enforcing morality or mores or anything that rests on an understanding of current reality in our culture and world. Because word usage from the 30s, 40s, and 50s make me feel like this cat hangs out talking to the Soda Jerk over at Pop's with an eye on the sun setting over the town's Welcome sign. The lingo just screams "Release me! I'm trapped in an old morality!"

What happened next differs greatly between deputies' and family members' versions.

Suffice it to say, the night ended with six family members spending time in jail:

• The father, Joseph F. Leger, was charged with trespassing, resisting an officer with violence, assault with intent to commit a felony and assault on a law enforcement officer.

• The mother, Marthe J. Leger, was charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer with violence and two counts of battery on an officer.

• Their daughter, Samantha, 18, a Florida A&M University student, was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting an officer without violence, trespassing and simple assault on an officer.

• Frantz Leger's cousin, Alain Oidge, 19, was charged with trespassing, resisting and officer without violence and disorderly conduct.

• Another cousin, a 16-year-old juvenile faced a battery charge.
For most of them, it was their first time behind bars in Florida. Marthe Leger was arrested in 1994 on larceny and robbery charges; and Alain Oidge was arrested in October on charges of fraud, driving while his license was suspended and resisting an officer without violence.

The Legers say their Haitian heritage and treatment at the mall are not coincidental.

—Baggy jeans at mall drag family to jail

Tell it to Sweeney, ya vipers! Of course these hooligans up to their shenanigans would say that! Applesauce, I reply. Any Joe Zilch would thank that copper for giving those ne'erdowells the Bum's Rush.

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Comentarios (9)


peasant dijo:

GRVTR

I was taken about how thorough the surveillance and security must be at this mall stuck away in the expremities of the country. I've heard of face recognition, iris identification, fingerprints of course, but this new butt recognition software could only have been thought up and designed by someone at the federal level. What other secret programs of surveillance have they come up with, Toilet Cams!? That's the only way to properly track these ne'erdowell's! It was probably a Larry Craig inspiration.


nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez Author Profile Page dijo:

GRVTR

yes, it uses the Craig Wide Lens and the wide aperture setting in conjunction for the full experience.

jeje...'neerdowells. it sounds like i'm being so ageist. or....era-ist. i mean, people can use any words they like. it makes for a more interesting soup of babble on all sides. it was definitely the the context of the judgmental doofus chota.


latinitasoyme dijo:

GRVTR

wow, well i'm glad to hear that the police is taking care of business!


Pat Logan dijo:

GRVTR

butt recognition software

You owe me a new keyboard, dude.


El pinche güero dijo:

GRVTR

Apologies to Stephen Sondheim:

Gee, Officer Krumke,
We're down on our knees.
We're beggin' ya' please
Ya' can't arrest a kid
whose butt feels a breeze.


Dan (Fitness) dijo:

GRVTR

Applesauce Wilkings! Unexpected butt crack is not welcome in our shopping gymnasiums.

I do wonder. How does one resist an officer without violence whilst assaulting said officer?


luisa dijo:

GRVTR

remember when the whole "butt cleavage" thing was in the news? even FOX was reporting how hot it was!-- http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40105,00.html

it's fine when paris hilton and britney spears do it but I guess if you're a young, blk Haitian it's another story... (i guess if you're paris or britney you can not only neglect your kids and drive drunk but you can wear your pants low doing it!)

"who the HELL uses words like "tomfoolery" anymore? I honestly worry about politicians and authorities who use words like "gee whillikers" and "tomfoolery" and "hijinks" and "whippersnapper.""

HAHAHA! Golly, Nez, that really gets my goat.

(Hi Sylvia!)


Capsicum dijo:

GRVTR

Wait, what? 20 police officers, two canine units, and a helicopter to arrest six individuals, including two old folks, a minor, and a teenage girl? Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.


abw dijo:

GRVTR

This IS a trifling shame! Wearing pants below the waist ain't murder or a felony-it's occasionally a fashion crime! I'll be the first to say that some people overdue sagging pants, but goodness!Jail time,really! Folks should get jail time for this mess?(I know, apparently so but COME ON!) But then police are willing to find any pretext to lock people, -especially people of color up!The fact that you have cases like this point to where we at on repression and where we're headed! Modern day Mc Carthyism is in full effect!

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