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31 de Enero, 2008
Hey, That Ain't Culo!
Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: Germany, Mexicans, Mickie Krause, music, putos, the Mexican Butt
GERMAN MUSICIANS now join the horde of googlers caught up in my site stats who are obsessed with the world-famous Mexican Butt. (Not as popular a search as the highly-sought Mexican Cock, however. Let's be real.)
Mexico's ambassador to Germany has voiced his displeasure over a popular German song that allegedly disparages the North American country.The song, which has been on the German charts for 10 weeks, features as its chorus the charming refrain "Finger in the butt, Mexico." (The German version, "Finger im Po, Mexiko," rhymes.)
Germany's mass-circulation daily Bild reported Thursday that Ambassador Jorge Castro-Valle Kuehne has written a letter of complaint to EMI, the record company which publishes the song.
The newspaper quotes the ambassador as writing: "As I'm sure you can understand, the lyric has aroused great outrage among the members of the Mexican community living in Germany, who have a right to be angry that Mexico's name is being used in this kind of disrespectful and disgusting way."
And the article is under the heading of "Diplomatic Stink"! Oh, we're all having fun with this one, aren't we?
The song was written and is performed by 34-year-old German entertainer Mickie Krause, who made his breakthrough performing works such as "Go Home, You Old Shit" and "10 Naked Hairdressers."According to Bild, Krause does not understand what the big stink is about. "It looks like the ambassador has too much time on his hands," Krause says, "if he can spend so much time worrying about a finger in the butt."
Krause told Bild that the song had to be taken with a sense of humor. "On stage, I also sing the lyric 'Finger in the vagina, Bosnia-Herzegovina,'" he added. "And nobody has gotten worked up about that."
"Time on his hands"? "Worked up" about it? Need I? It's all just too much!
And in case you are suspicious, yes. I posted this only so I could display the picture above. Because DAMN.
sombrero tippage to peasant
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Comentarios (16)
RickB dijo:
"Entertainer"? Then again they made a pop star of David Haselhoff.
I second that DAMN!
How about- Finger up the derrière. United States of America(ière).
Or- Finger in the vagina, most manufacturing has been centralised in China.
Or -a thumb in anus, this man will sing any old shit to be famous.
Palabras por RickB spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 11:39 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
you sound suspiciously like a rock star.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 11:40 AM
No One of Consequence dijo:
I'm really not sure how "finger up the butt" is anything more than a 3rd-grade taunt. Maybe it's more poignant in German.
And I concur: Damn. Motion carries. In other words, put a movie up of that ass.
Palabras por No One of Consequence spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Tomas el Yanqui dijo:
Maybe the Germans think they haven't sufficiently gotten the Spanish-speaking peeps of the world back sufficiently for "The Ketchup Song."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Gerd-Show
Palabras por Tomas el Yanqui spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 12:09 PM
RC dijo:
Reminds me of the Spanish jokes I used to hear about Coolio when he first made it big.
Will features like this {illustrated} be frequently posted here in the near future? If so, I'll have to set aside more time for Global Contemplation.
Rayos!
Palabras por RC spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 02:42 PM
peasant dijo:
If the Germans can take poetic license just to make rhyme..I can't pass this up..
Cabeza im po, BushCo
Palabras por peasant spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Carmen D. dijo:
Oooo, you nasty Nez.
Palabras por Carmen D. spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 05:14 PM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
you better believe it.
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 05:19 PM
El pinche güero dijo:
So THAT'S the book cover you're designing... highly symbolic -- the foreign finger in the culo. ¡Je! ¡Je!
Palabras por El pinche güero spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 08:47 PM
Donna dijo:
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!eleventy!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!
I didn't know of Mexicans' butt fingering talents. You learn something new everyday on the intertubez.
Palabras por Donna spat forth on el 31 de Enero, 2008 at 08:50 PM
William dijo:
rickb
that was gooooooood
Palabras por William spat forth on el 1 de Febrero, 2008 at 10:04 AM
No One of Consequence dijo:
Okay, I'm back to comment on the butt above.
I almost don't want to see the face inderectly attached to the same. It's as if that ass suggests that the remainder of the body is so compelling I really don't need to see it, and if my illusion was shattered by finding out otherwise I'd be crushed.
I now associate German satirsts with hot Mexican chicks, which has got to be good for the Germans.
Palabras por No One of Consequence spat forth on el 2 de Febrero, 2008 at 12:02 AM
M dijo:
She’s like heroin,
Sipping through a little glass;
I’m looking for some help:
I need someone to save her ass.
Palabras por M spat forth on el 2 de Febrero, 2008 at 05:39 AM
Michelle dijo:
The gloves and bracelets have got to go.
Palabras por Michelle spat forth on el 2 de Febrero, 2008 at 09:39 AM
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
dijo:
oh damn you are right. hadn't noticed those gloves somehow.
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nice poema, M!
Palabras por nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez
spat forth on el 3 de Febrero, 2008 at 08:06 AM
El Aleman dijo:
Mickie Krause musik sucks. Like watching Mike Myers do Sprockets on SNL, but for real.
Palabras por El Aleman spat forth on el 3 de Febrero, 2008 at 12:45 PM