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24 de Marzo, 2008

Playing the Dumbass Card

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Do these people even listen to themselves? They are like a cartoon that thinks it will win an Oscar for Best Drama any minute. But still good for a laugh now and then.

On the March 24 edition of Fox News' The Live Desk, during a panel discussion of New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson's endorsement of Sen. Barack Obama, Philadelphia radio host Dom Giordano referred to Richardson's beard, and said, "Yeah, he looks better with it. I don't know if it's playing into the ethnic card, or whatever." Host Martha MacCallum then stated, "Because he said, you know, he also is -- I think he's the son of an American-born man and a Mexican-born woman, which is, you know -- I guess he shares that in some ways with Barack Obama's background. So he said, you know, 'It's hard for me,' he said to me once, 'people don't even know I'm Hispanic.' " She then asked, "So is that part of what he is ... cultivating here?" Giordano replied, "I think so."
—Fox News panel ponders significance of Richardson's beard

WELL, DOM, I THINK that Richardson's beard signifies the dark raging mystery at the heart of American political power and at the same time, the dim uncertainty of transition from that power to a place of abundance and renewal. Furthermore, the dense, curled, jungle of masculinity that now causes the good Governor to speak with such confidence will surely raise the sperm count of everyone in a fifty mile radius and as Martha intimates, knock up the ambiguity of the Half-Ethnican's Dilemma, while putting a Radiant Glow in even your cheeks!

But what I really want to know is, what is implicated by the angle and density of Richardson's neck hair fuzz clusters? And are they offensive enough that Obama will denounce them? And would Wright damn them? And if so, does that make Richardson's endorsement tainted somehow? Or would a Wright Damnation actually boost the credibility of Governor Richardson's endorsement? Would he lose that credibility if he shaved his neck? Or would shaving be playing into the Clean Neck Card?

Please answer quickly. Us half-breeds are waiting on your fine analysis of all things bi-racial. It's important, your thoughts on these things.

 The Unapologetic Mexican has been known to scribble a few things besides meandering, verbose, self-congratulatory blog posts. However, they are rarely as fun. Finally, let it be known that Nezua first dared bust out this Habanero of Truth at exactly 8:09 PM.  | Top | View blog reactions

Comentarios (5)

Jonzee dijo:

See. At this point nothing these dumb fuucca's say surprises me. I think they just wish they had more soul.

Poor chil'ren as my great grandmama would say.

Palabras por Jonzee spat forth on el 25 de Marzo, 2008 at 08:13 AM

nezua dijo:

but its so important to our political discourse, this Beard Matter. aren't you concerned?

Palabras por nezua spat forth on el 25 de Marzo, 2008 at 08:30 AM

broogha dijo:

Just goes to show how superficial amerika is; not to mention the racism soooo imbedded in amerikan society--dispite what the powers that be wish for us to believe. The question is, who is really pulling the "race card" at each and every opportunity.

Palabras por broogha spat forth on el 25 de Marzo, 2008 at 04:24 PM