White MLK would get shot by the Black KKK in a conspiracy with with the Asian Freemasons and the Mexican Mafia.

The whole thing reminds me of this movie (which is actually kind of good, although badly paced).

THESE FIGURES ARE A STRONG INDICATION THAT BLACKS AFTER YEARS OF SUPPRESSION ARE RACIST.

other than the fact that this person lost me at the all-caps.....

so, after "years of suppression", the fact that 90% of a particular social group wish to elect a perceived member of their group as president indicates that they are now the "suppressors"? by what variety of chop-logic is this outlandish equation even possible? does this person imagine that the minute after obama's sworn in.....white people are going to become slaves? and if not, what exactly does he/she/it mean? does this person even know? probably not.

it never ceases to amaze me how much my fellow euro-americans live their lives ruled by wet-trousered, unreasoning fear. in my most naively optimistic dreams, i imagine that an obama presidency in which white people will NOT be forced at gunpoint to give up their daughters to marauding brown people, will prove to be such a revelation for these poor lunatics that for millions of them, their racism will be cured instantly. then i laugh, and realize that such people do not know how to live without imagining something hiding under the bed to be afraid of.

"I have a dream that one day in the red hills of Georgia all of these scary dark people will just shut up and go away and leave me alone with my sense of entitlement. I have a dream that one day my 2.5 children will live in a nation where they will not have to hear words like "reparations" or "white privilege," and where they will not have to give any serious thought to the actions of their ancestors, or to the the long-term repercussions of oppression, colonialism and slavery. I have a dream that one day right here in Alabama, little white girls and little white boys will be able to have the playground all to themselves, without worrying about having to face anything outside of the sanitized version of reality we've chosen to feed them. I have a dream today! Let freedom ring!"

scary!

"does this person imagine that the minute after obama's sworn in.....white people are going to become slaves?"

Hey, r@d@r, seriously, some whites really think that. This is from this week's Post Secret:

Massive projection.

It's sad that people live in such made-up fear.

A White MLK ... almost as contradictory as a Black Strom Thurmond.

Would he look just the same but be white? Would he have tight red curly hair? I see him in beige suits.

Duuuuuude, are you trying to make me picture Carrottop?

that's gotta be a form of racism, Oh-press-on!

by what variety of chop-logic is this outlandish equation even possible?

No no, you see, over 50% of white people have, for the past couple of decades, been voting for all those black candidates the Duopoly has been putting forth (like Jesse Jackson, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Obama Barack... those other ones...) therefore unless over 50% of black people vote for a white person this election season POC lose the oppression olympics!

This means that any day now African people will arrive in London and Paris, and convince some white people to round up other white people so they can be sold into slavery and taken back to africa.

After more than 25% of those originally captured for transportation die en route to africa, the survivors will be forced to work doing back beaking labor while a small minority of africans makes money off of raping them, murdering them for fun and exploiting their unpaid labor, in part, to help keep down other less rich black africans. A hundred eyars or so will pass while the governments that support the african slave owners loot and pillage america and europe for fun and profit, after which the white slave will be released so they can fight for one side of a civil war in the main african state - which, when that side wins the war, will force the white people to put up with a system of segregation that contiues the dynamics of slavery via more "civil" and politically correct means.

After another hundred years or so of that, Carrottop and Ann Coulter-esque figures will be born unto the oppressed "Blancos" of africa, and using logic, compassion, righteous fury and empassioned speeches, will end up at the head of a civil rights movement which will eventually be co-opted by one half of the main political party in the most powerful african state until it's pretty fucking useless.

And Carrottop and Ann coulter will be shot by enraged racist african dudes with guns while the other half of the political party of the most powerful african state will connive and scheem to reinstate slavery by whatever means possible.

Then, forty to thirty years after that, a middle class black dude who feels all pissed off because he can't call white folk "blandjos" - because they're apparently "euro-Africans" these days - will declare that because the white people mostly voted for a white guy who represents them (sort of) more than the other black candidate, then clearly the still heavily screwed over white population is going to magically reverse the social dynamics that exist as a result of the past few hundred years of slavery and start oppressing black people even though that makes no sense and is both ignorant and mindboggingly stupid to boot.

And then...

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Clearly you underestimate the power of the White-Lense. Think of it like looking at the reflection in a fun house mirror covered in vaseline, through eyes filled with bitter tears of obnoxiously egotistical rage, while being near and long sighted at the same time and you just dropped your glasses down the toilet.

wow. i dont even know where to stop laughing and begin being awed. mind if i mix it all up?

blandjos! !!

in this alternate world, i see a posthumous t-shirt print of carrottop's angry visage in graphic black and white, one that poses him as bizarro-che to the young oppressed white masses.

there. now it's perfect.

Aw yeah. Carrottop/Coulter '12.

And don't forget the canned McDonalds commercials with candles lit in the shape of Carrottop's 'fro.

Isn't it sickening?!

This shit is ALL OVER the internet. People REALLY believe that is is possible for blacks to be racists. Racism, real racism, can only be perpetrated by the group with the political and economic power to enforce it.

Everyone can be a hater and to me that is not then same as racism. Hate is still some bad shit tho. hate is a hungry beast and all too many of us allow it to feed off of our souls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH what the fuck is wrong with us??!!

Isn't it sickening?!

This shit is ALL OVER the internet. People REALLY believe that is is possible for blacks to be racists. Racism, real racism, can only be perpetrated by the group with the political and economic power to enforce it.

Everyone can be a hater and to me that is not then same as racism. Hate is still some bad shit tho. hate is a hungry beast and all too many of us allow it to feed off of our souls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH what the fuck is wrong with us??!!

is whtmlk white milk? LOL maybe white milk is full of fat (and all kinds of pharna-shit)and can cause bloating, gas and other intestinal distress when consumed. Kinda like reading his words can

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
rac·ism 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

Any ethnic group can be racist. It has nothing to do with politics or economics.

THE FALLACIOUS FLIP: (The Unapologetic Mexican's Glosario v. 187.b)

The reflex some people have to invert an example regarding racial issues to show how it is unfair that POC are claiming things (rights) or saying things (self empowerment in the face of oppressive and derisive societal memes) or afraid of things (contact with police, store security guards, speaking boldly in defense of their People) or "assuming" things (like when you walk past cars and hear doors locking, or are in a conversation suddenly rife with the same old racist arguments always leveled at you). It is a wholly invalid framing, because it assumes that all ethnicities have the same history in this land, the same power, the same struggle to claim personhood, the same assumptions leveled on them. In this light, The Fallacious Flip is nothing but more oppression and privileged (un)thinking; an attempt to shut down the POC from gaining equality.

Your dictionary is out of date.

And from The Obama/Clinton Show (v.3.14):

Racism is an overarching, interlocking set of economic, political, social, and cultural structures, beliefs, and actions which systematically advantage one racial group at the expense of all others. A statement, thought, belief, assumption, or action can be described as racist when it plugs into the overarching grid of racism, like a node which lights up once it plugs into its compatible network, thus transcending an individual act of bigotry or prejudice and fusing into broader institutions and societal forces.

EYES OF TEXAS, i know you don't wanna be lagging back there in the 40s and 50s, Ds and Fs. come on up to the front row, bro, join us in the New Edition.