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25 de Abril, 2008
It's a Jungle Down There
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Amanda Marcotte, KGB Bar
OH MY GOD let it all stop! Can't we just be happy for Amanda Marcotte?
I don't know. I know I, for one, was thrilled to read that she chose the KGB bar for the reading and celebration of her new book! We all remember that KGB is a haunt that specifically bears the Nezualicious stamp of approval on it, and there's no reason that white feminists can't also enjoy all those features that bring me back time and time again, right? I won't list what they are, because I'm sure ustedes KNOW what I mean!
For one thing, the joint is very comfortable with progressive and feminist issues. And when I say "Progressive and Feminist Issues," I of course mean Anal Bleaching. YES, don't contract every muscle at once! Bleaching your anus was the (quite sensible and understandable) topic of one of the readings at the book affair, and what? How do I know? Let's just say that Nezua's reach extends to many places (though never without proper warmup). And there's nothing wrong with that, of course! I mean bleaching your anus. Even with carcinogens! Not that I'd do it. Or feel the need. Then again, I visit KGB with slightly different priorities.
But I do have to say, this event very much demonstrates progress to me! To know that such a person—a woman no less—can visit one of my favorite bars in this day and age and talk freely and happily about bleaching her anus gives me a lot of hope. And I'm sure feminists all over the world will feel the hope, too.
In summation, I don't think it's accurate to simply peg Ms. Marcotte as a "plagiarist" and then write it all off. I would prefer to maintain a more holistic view of the whole affair.




Comentarios (3)
Malicia dijo:
"next...on Sick Sad World"
A novel could be written about this, seriously. But I don't know if it's really worth the time. How about looking at a Frida Kahlo painting where she exaggerates her eyebrows and liphair and looks strong and passionate and it will probably do an even better job. *Hairy Alice* (yes, I WAS called that in jr. high, yes I DO pluck my eyebrows now :D, but even so NO I don't consider anal bleaching a sane activity ...)
PS as stupid as the topic of anal bleaching, I'm learning not to expect much depth from the author of the book, or her publisher.
Palabras por Malicia spat forth on el 1 de Mayo, 2008 at 07:32 PM
nezua
dijo:
if i were born in the past, they never could have scared me with tales of the Dark Continent or the Haunted Woods....i'm excited by the thought of the natural world.
Palabras por nezua
spat forth on el 1 de Mayo, 2008 at 07:52 PM
Jennifer dijo:
I just don't understand WHY someone would want to bleach their asshole. I mean, who's looking down there?
Palabras por Jennifer spat forth on el 3 de Mayo, 2008 at 11:41 AM