12 de Julio, 2008

Police Still Doing "Their Job"

Categorized under Humor , Raza | Tags: Latino, migra, Police Racism

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE Jose Padilla out there, though probably most of them are brown folk. While not even close to being an Al Qaeda suspect, this particular Jose Padilla is a Judge. That doesn't stop him, apparently, from remaining suspicious enough to some types. When Jose Padilla hears...

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2 de Junio, 2008

The New Ford Reconquistador!

Categorized under Humor | Tags: borders, Calderon, Mexico, Outtakes and Remakes, Reconquista

MEXICO CITY - Ford Motor Co., in a struggle to regain profitability, will build its new Reconquistador subcompact at a factory near Mexico City for sale in the US. It is a blow to Detroit. But for Mexico, Friday's announcement – which has been heralded as the largest manufacturing...

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26 de Mayo, 2008

Hillaria in Puerto Rico

Categorized under 2006 Midterm Elections , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: Hillary Clinton, Lies, racism, satire

HORMIGUEROS, Puerto Rico (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton on Sunday offered a slightly hallucinatory defense for continuing her presidential campaign as she sought to put to rest the uproar over her comments about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. "I just refuse to admit I understand what is going...

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22 de Mayo, 2008

Obama Guilty of Dull Outgoing Message

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Obama, the Onion

TO THE DISMAY OF MANY, Obama's outgoing cell-phone message seems not inspiring or hopeful at all....

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4 de Mayo, 2008

The Empire Strikes Barack

Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: Change, Clinton, Iran, Obama, Olbermann, Star Wars

THE FORCE is strong with this one....

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25 de Abril, 2008

It's a Jungle Down There

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Amanda Marcotte, KGB Bar

OH MY GOD let it all stop! Can't we just be happy for Amanda Marcotte? I don't know. I know I, for one, was thrilled to read that she chose the KGB bar for the reading and celebration of her new book! We all remember that KGB is a...

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6 de Abril, 2008

Absolut Reconquista Ad: Oh please let Absolut Reparations be next!

Categorized under Carmen D. , Español , Globalización , Historia , Humor , Medios | Tags: Absolut ad Mexico

Here’s the Absolut ad that first appeared in Mexico: It depicts the border between Mexico and the United States prior to the February 2, 1848 signing of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo following Mexico's loss of the Mexican American War. The terms of that Treaty were changed by the United...

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If you're looking, you'll find Carmen D. walking the digital frontier of American race relations over at her blog All About Race. She fantasizes about a great big honest, brave, discordant conversation about race in which everybody participates. This contribution to that awakening was offered at exactly 7:14 AM. 
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5 de Abril, 2008

Word

Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something, Outtakes and Remakes

JUST so it's clear. Whenever you write "disenfranchise" I get hungry for junk food and start daydreaming. I know it's not right. But there it is. Just ends the article like a dinner bell....

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22 de Marzo, 2008

The McCain Girls

Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos , Race for '08 | Tags: John McCain, YouTube

I'M NOT SURE what inspired this video or what the hell it is supposed to achieve other than making me laugh out loud for over two minutes. If you only see one YouTube video this month, make it this one....

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13 de Marzo, 2008

Thru the Plexiglass

Categorized under Frontera , Humor | Tags: Amigos and Amigas, CIS, Immigration, YouTube

PUT TOGETHER by a friend, Will Coley, and some of his friends. Here's a funny video (though its a humor held together by too many unfortunate truths) they made on the archaic and inefficient patchwork that is our current system of Immigration law....

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27 de Febrero, 2008

Dick Gregory Apologizes to the First Black President

Categorized under Corazón , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: Blacks, Clinton, Dick Gregory, Obama, Outtakes and Remakes, Race, YouTube

THAT was excellent....

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26 de Febrero, 2008

Angry White Man Voting Bloc Demands Recognition. Finally.

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor , Race for '08 , Sexismo , Violencia | Tags: Blacks, brown pride, China, hypocrisy, India, indigenous, InhuMen Behavior, misogyny, putos, racism, satire, The Violent Majority, White Power, White Supremacy

POR SUPUESTO, we knew it was only a matter of time before the Angry White Man began to feel pouty because he was being forced to watch a political contest between—of all people—a black man and a woman! As if we aren't bombarded with images of black men and women...

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20 de Febrero, 2008

Teatro Izcalli (San Diego)

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: Chicanas, Chicanos, Comedy, San Diego

DO YOU LOVE COMEDY and live near San Diego? Check behind the cut for a Chican@ comedy troupe coming to town....

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12 de Febrero, 2008

38 and 11/12ths!

Categorized under Corazón , Humor | Tags: George Carlin

got this in an email, tho i made up the grafik. posting it because it's good to remember that "George" is not just a name for the criminally insane and mind-bendingly stupid. behind the cut are some fantastic reminders. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only...

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11 de Febrero, 2008

Reign of McCain

Categorized under Guerra , Humor , Iran , Iraq the Casbah , Medios , Música , Violencia | Tags: John McCain, putos, war on terror, YouTube

YOU REMEMBER THIS? Here is the McCain version. Funnnny. In a scary kind of way!...

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5 de Febrero, 2008

Neutral Nezua.

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Obama

I HOPE it is perfectly clear how neutral I am on this whole Super Tuesday thing. To me it seems obvious that I have no bias whatsoever. And I also hope mis amig@s (especially ustedes in Califas!) don't feel any pressure at all to VOTE TODAY IN THE PRIMARY....

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31 de Enero, 2008

Hey, That Ain't Culo!

Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: Germany, Mexicans, Mickie Krause, music, putos, the Mexican Butt

GERMAN MUSICIANS now join the horde of googlers caught up in my site stats who are obsessed with the world-famous Mexican Butt. (Not as popular a search as the highly-sought Mexican Cock, however. Let's be real.) Mexico's ambassador to Germany has voiced his displeasure over a popular German song...

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19 de Enero, 2008

Sejak!

Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something

I MEAN, the truth is, I think I also have a Wide Stance. Not making a statement, but I'm not gonna lie. Winner!...

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Mechanical Pussy

Categorized under Humor , Stories | Tags: I should tag this something, My Life

SUDDENLY I realize that I have not, in fact, been hearing a mewling cat somewhere outside my window since the dark predawn hours. Yes, suddenly I realize that I must have forgotten that recently I picked the "mewling cat" sound as an alert for my RSS feeder. So I'm very...

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1 de Enero, 2008

Ugliest Taco Representation of 2007

Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something

I GUESS it's work-safe....

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21 de Diciembre, 2007

Perro Flamenco Friday

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Flamenco, YouTube

HAPPY VIERNES, VAT@S! Have a great weekend. Remember to wash down your politics with poetry or perro flamenco! It's good for the soul....

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8 de Diciembre, 2007

The Pranker and the Pretendsident

Categorized under Humor | Tags: bush, war on terror

THIS IS sort of hilarious. And to make a bigger point, it shows why living in fear is not a good idea. You can beef up security until not a single ray of light shines from the nation's core no more, and still get a kid a world away...

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6 de Diciembre, 2007

Ask a Chola Bout the WGA Strike

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: Ask A Chola, WGA, YouTube

sombrero tip to Michael A. Deliz aka The Latino Insurgent. ¡Órale!...

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2 de Diciembre, 2007

You Know Immigration Reform is Desperately Needed When...

Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something, Immigration

GAME SHOWS step up to fill in the breach and offer a potential path to citizenship! PHOENIX (Reuters) - A Los Angeles company is touting a new reality game show called "Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen" that aims to create televised matrimony between legal citizens and immigrants who...

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26 de Noviembre, 2007

Repeated Tasering Shown to Cause Dementia

Categorized under Humor , Violencia | Tags: Police State, satire, Taser

PARIS (AFP) — Antoine di Zazzo says he has been 'tasered' more than 50 times and never felt the worse for the ordeal. One of the biggest Taser representatives outside the US base, Di Zazzo also gave a surprise blast of the stun gun to French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le...

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23 de Noviembre, 2007

Viernes

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Salvador Dali, YouTube

IF YOU THINK it would be a surreal experience for blindfolded contestants on "What's My Line?" to try and verbally box in Salvador Dali until they figure out who he is, you're right! And it's funny as hell, too. Happy Friday Night!...

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The Inforvasion Era

Categorized under Arte , Humor , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: arte, Wiretapping

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12 de Noviembre, 2007

The Red Carpet Treatment [Veterans Day]

Categorized under Arte , Artivism , Humor , Raza | Tags: Ken Burns, Lalo Alcaraz

LALO ALCARAZ, a Xicano who pens some damn funny comix on the regular, wrote me and asked me to post up his latest comment on the Ken Burns saga. Behind the cut, I give you Lalo's latest. Should have been up ayer, but only got it anoche....

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29 de Octubre, 2007

Decide the Tagline

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags: blogs, I should tag this something, the Unapologetic Mexican

DECIDE FOR GOOOOOD N ALL who holds sway over these here five pernts! Voting closed! See last update below. Take the pollFree Poll by Blog Flux Ahem. Regarding this post, I'd like to draw on the experience of ustedes. Unlike in some other elections, your vote really does count (unless...

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23 de Octubre, 2007

OBAMA CAUGHT FONDLING SELF

Categorized under Humor , Medios , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: Obama, pundits, satire

HERE, Barack Obama takes a moment to send a secret signal to his terrorist buddies using the "I cup my package for thee" salute and delivered during the National Anthem!!!1!!11!!1!! Luckily, ABC news corp. caught it on tape, and the respectable Raw Story is patriotic enough to host the...

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17 de Octubre, 2007

In Search of the Blue Agave

Categorized under Humor , Nezua's Tome of Tequila Etiquette | Tags: historia, Tequila

OH, is dear México allowed to keep anything for herself? Impregnated with Frankencorn, her children reviled at every turn, and all the while her treasures are still being stolen! Even the tiny sapphire parts. MEXICO CITY — Mexican tequila makers are battling a surge of knockoffs as distillers worldwide...

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8 de Octubre, 2007

Humor for the Hungry, Pt. 8021b

Categorized under Derechos Humanos , Humor , Medios | Tags: poverty

FOUND THIS on Willamette....

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5 de Octubre, 2007

Sometimes I Skip the First Two

Categorized under Foto , Humor , Palabras | Tags: blogs

I HAVE THREE REACTIONS, I've realized, to almost all articles online or emails I come across these days. It's as predictable as any set of impulses habituated to a chain reaction could ever hope to be....

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21 de Septiembre, 2007

Straight From the Ass's Mouth

Categorized under Español , Humor | Tags: bush, putos, YouTube

THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS not to share. Enjoy your Friday, cabrones! [Note: it helps to understand some basic Spanish.] sombrero tip to XP...

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20 de Septiembre, 2007

Petraeus Remix (Khaki Thaki Blogistan Version)

Categorized under Humor | Tags: blogs, Outtakes and Remakes, Petraeus

UNLESS YOU PROVE OTHERWISE I have no choice but to propose (and conclude) that it was HERE, at The Unapologetic Mexican, that Petraeus was named "Betray Us" first! I remember a few days to a week after I made that post, Olbermann said it and got harangued by the...

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14 de Septiembre, 2007

The Felix Flytrap

Categorized under Humor | Tags: putos

I MUST SAY...it is funny...and actually, still a bit unexpected, when someone gets furious that I claim to be "SMARTER THAN TEN ARYANS!," and takes it personally. To tell you the truth, I never thought when I made that grafik, over a year ago, that anyone would identify with...

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21 de Agosto, 2007

Whites Have More Fun?

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Medios | Tags: I should tag this something

ROD STEWART WAS RIGHT! TWO UNLIKELY PARTNERS--THE YOUTH-TARGETING MTV and decades-old Associated Press--offered results Monday on a joint seven-month study looking to gain insight into the psychographics of today's 13- to-24-year-olds, and specifically trying to determine 'what makes them happy.' [...] [R]esearch showed that non-Hispanic whites are happier than blacks...

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23 de Julio, 2007

People Know Me

Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something

I WAS JUST EMAILED with one of those MySpace friend requests which is from a "person" that is really a disguise for either some type of pharmaceutical addiction or a porn site, and so I rejected it. However, I have to say "Rebecca"s profile pleased me in such a...

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19 de Julio, 2007

A Point of Pride

Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: Dare Not Speak Its Name, YouTube

THIS IS SIMPLY the funniest video I've seen in a long, long, long time. And I don't want to say anything more about it. Except...the man has a point....

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18 de Julio, 2007

QOTD

Categorized under Humor , Ley | Tags:

"To be confronted with a naked man is shocking for everyone."...

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8 de Junio, 2007

Let's get it straight!

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags:

I AM NOT BEHOLDEN to write about what you think I should write about in my own blog! So stop telling me that I can't tell you what to write about, dammit! This is my blog and if I want to write that, I can!...

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7 de Junio, 2007

Nezua Reveals (Finally) the Mexican Cock.

Categorized under Foto , Humor | Tags: Mexican Cock

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! Enough. I give up. Clearly, judging by my site statistics, there is a huge amount of people who visit The Unapologetic Mexican for nothing more than to gaze upon "Mexican Cock." Well, I'm tired of fighting this tireless horde. I hope this puts an end to...

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Captain, I'm Crestfallen.

Categorized under Humor | Tags:

OWNING THIS BLOG and checking the stats has brought to my attention how terribly inadequate this nation is at spelling the word "apology."...

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30 de Mayo, 2007

I'M RICH, MATE!

Categorized under Humor , Palabras | Tags:

HOLY CRAP, the God of capital letters and sweepstakes has informed me that I've won the "AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY"!!! Wow! Moreover, it seems I've done this three times today, already! I've half a mind to just hang out in my junkmail folder all day with this sort of fortune. Damn....

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23 de Mayo, 2007

Aliens Vs. Senators

Categorized under Humor , Migra | Tags: YouTube

THE DAILY SHOW. When I first saw a clip of them testing out the Mexican humor (and it was with Gonzales) it felt off to me, I posted on it (Seedy Gonzales and such, sorry no time for linkness). But I thought this clip was good, realigns the humor against...

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12 de Mayo, 2007

God is in the Grip

Categorized under Humor | Tags: YouTube

THE EXISTENCE OF GOD can be definitely proven in the design of a banana, this amazingly insightful video shows us. And let me just say that this short piece has SO many unintentionally hilarious moments and lines I can't even begin to quote. For fun, on your second viewing, keep...

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8 de Mayo, 2007

Lou Dobbs: Hispanic Journalist?

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Lou Dobbs, pundits, putos

LOU DOBBS now lifetime member of Hispanic Journalists Association. How...icky. DOBBS: Well, I can tell you this. If we reported it, it’s a fact. STAHL: You can’t tell me that. You did report it. DOBBS: Well no, I just did. STAHL: How can you guarantee that to me? DOBBS:...

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2 de Mayo, 2007

I'm A Winner!

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags: blogs, putos

Finally, The HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) Prize awarded weekly to the loudest and most inconsequential feminist (type) drivel the SC&A jury can find, goes to The Unapologetic Mexican, who wrote For the Good of All: Us -Iraq Must Fail. —The Wednesday Weekly Whacky Award Goes To, sigcarlfred.blogspot.com "Feminist type...

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1 de Mayo, 2007

The Job-Stealing Aliens Have Landed!

Categorized under Frontera , Humor , Raza | Tags: borders, Mexicans, satire, YouTube

THIS VID is snackylicious, and just like I'ma do with your job, I ripped it offa nuestra amigo, XP. You ought to read his whole post, because its heavy duty. But meanwhile, here's some comic relief to take us out; an illuminating video from the Onion that spotlights the harsh...

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28 de Abril, 2007

High Mime Time

Categorized under Humor | Tags: bush, YouTube

CLICK to laugh. It especially tickled me because of a conversation between Darkblack and myself on an old post, where I mentioned killer mimes running for office. But I think it's just damn funny anyway. sombrero tip to scarshapedstar at correntewire...

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27 de Abril, 2007

Just Like a Woman

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NOW, THAT'S TWO TIMES women have assumed that I was a woman, from my writing. What can I say to this? I never would have guessed. I must be getting healthier.......

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26 de Abril, 2007

A Decidedly Loyal Readership

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags:

I GET HITS from some strange areas, no doubt. This screenshot from my stats shows that The Unapologetic Mexican has readers who are compelled to visit and read even from beyond the grave....

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14 de Abril, 2007

Construction on the March

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Mexico, satire, YouTube

OR..."COLONIAL CARPENTERS." I couldn't decide between the two. I pick both of them, we all win. Carlos Mencia for those who can bear it....

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12 de Abril, 2007

Parry Catches up to Nezua

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SOME BLOGGERS DIG out a Cool Niche by being right about many things. As trying to be right lands me in enough trouble as it is, I must settle for having interesting thoughts early on. Thus, I now defend my thoughty priority from Robert Parry's journalistic clutches by quoting...

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5 de Abril, 2007

Compassion in the Bush

Categorized under Humor | Tags: bush, satire

DEAR DON SURBER: The image you posted showing the world the depth of George W. Bush's compassionate moment with Senator Byrd's time-weakened digits greatly moved me. You stated in your post that the photo was receiving "so little play" in the newspapers exactly because it revealed the depths of...

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4 de Abril, 2007

War on Drugs Boosts Production of Kind Bud

Categorized under Drogas , Humor | Tags: Mota

I BET YOU DIDN'T REALIZE that the War on Drugs is turning some people into total stoners. But these matters are complex, ése! You close one door and another opens. Sometimes you close one door and a little hatch in the ceiling opens and a ladder pops out and...

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2 de Abril, 2007

Treasonous Robots Invade Mexico

Categorized under Humor | Tags: Mexicans, Mexico, Technology

THERE SEEMS TO BE some strange activity down in Mexico. Many electronic pulses and synaptic goings on. What on Earth could those shifty Alien types be up to? [M]any students in Mexico are experiencing science, history, math and other subjects via whiteboards that work like touch screens and it...

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23 de Marzo, 2007

Mel Gets Academic!

Categorized under Historia , Humor , Latin America , Raza | Tags: The Gibson

HERE AT THE UNAPOLOGETIC MELWATCH, we have been alerted to an instance of Mr. Gibson brilliantly responding to an educated woman confronting him on his film's racist portrayal of the Mayan people. Watch the hips on this dancefloor wonder as he parries the pointed passion of an assistant professor:...

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17 de Marzo, 2007

Nezua's 2006 Colonizers of the Year Award

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor | Tags: Adoption, Angelina Jolie, celebrities, satire, White Supremacists

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam — Actress Angelina Jolie picked up a new Baby of Color (BoC) from a Vietnamese orphanage Thursday. She arrived carrying her 5-year-old Child of Color, Maddox (whom she adopted from nearby Cambodia in 2002), and wearing a huge pendant sporting a photograph of 2-year-old...

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6 de Marzo, 2007

First Annual Carnival of the Monkey King!

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags: My Life

HOLA AND BIENVENIDOS to the formal announcement of Nezua's Carnival of the Monkey King! To celebrate my birthday (today it has been 38 years since that, ahem, fateful March day back in '69), as well as the passing of Winter (and to urge it on!), I hereby pay respect to...

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21 de Febrero, 2007

George Takei Responds to Hardaway's Homophobia

Categorized under Derechos Humanos , Humor | Tags: YouTube

OKAY, this is hilarious....

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14 de Febrero, 2007

Cards for the Socially Inept [1]

Categorized under Humor , día festivo | Tags:

CARDS FOR THE SOCIALLY INEPT. Part 1....

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7 de Febrero, 2007

Needed: Writer for Happy Hellbound Spammers

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags: Spam

IN ALL HONESTY, I need the writing involved in my spams to remain amateur and full of broken English and fever-torqued praise. Because if they toned down those elements—if they hired a competent English-speaking writer—they would only make my life more hellish than it already is in those minutes...

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2 de Febrero, 2007

The Magical, Mysterious, Golden, Corn Cake

Categorized under Blogando , Historia , Humor , Política Estados Unidos , Política México , día festivo | Tags: Pat Buchanan, satire

The Magical, Mysterious, Golden, Corn Cake BOOK 1: Tense Turrets and Taut Triggers. A box. I WAS AGAIN BUT A SHIFTING WEND making its way forward under the swaying palms, under the pre-dawn streaking of a grand magenta sky light; the stealthy and purpose-driven Peter Pan of the Xicano underworld...

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16 de Enero, 2007

A Superhero...of Sorts

Categorized under Arte , Humor , Iraq the Casbah | Tags:

IT IS UNDERSTOOD by portrait artists and those who study the human affect that the left side of the face is the more expressive side. And if there is a discrepancy, that is the side to look at to peer into the soul. Assuming a person has such a thing....

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3 de Enero, 2007

The Huichol Childbirth Method: Share the Pain

Categorized under Humor , Indígena | Tags: Huichol, indigenous, mexico, YouTube

THE HUICHOL INDIGENOUS of Mexico have an interesting way of bringing the father into the birthing experience. It is not something I think would go over huge in America. But it sure does highlight some differences in culture! This is probably work-safe, but to tell you the truth, I don't...

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31 de Diciembre, 2006

Alcoholpyto

Categorized under Humor , Pelicula | Tags: indigenous, The Gibson, YouTube

YES, I KNOW I TAKE A CHEAP SHOT at Mel Gibson by harping on his drunkenness. After all, I'm not against drunkenness as a rule. I love many drunken artists and writers and bloggers and general (nonviolent) fools. Lo siento, Melito. You turn your life and energies into making yourself...

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23 de Diciembre, 2006

Santa, Illegal Alien whose time has come.

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17 de Diciembre, 2006

Fear of a Latin Planet

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HERE'S A FUNNY take on the Latino/Hispanic population in America rising in the delicious Aztlantic tidal way that it is. Written by an African American, it gives us the skinny on what to expect, what to do, and what not to do! The dream is now a reality, of...

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15 de Diciembre, 2006

I Pack the Meat That Todo el Mundo Eat

Categorized under Frontera , Humor , Migra , Terrorizing la Gente | Tags: borders, migra, satire

SO THERE I WAS, doing what all the top-rated Mexican Americans do on a Wednesday, por supuesto. Just sort of lazily, self-indulgently and unproductively massaging my seductively oily forehead and leaning against a choice telephone pole on the corner. I thought to myself, "It sure would be nice if...

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13 de Diciembre, 2006

Like the woman says!

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags:

I'VE DECIDED THAT BEING LINKED AS A "WOMAN" in such a place as Feministe is a great compliment....

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7 de Diciembre, 2006

The Hidden Dream Surfaces

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor | Tags: fotoshop, malkin

I'M NOT ONE TO STEP ON ANYONE'S DREAM, but really, Michelle. I think you look better with dark hair. Seriously....

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3 de Diciembre, 2006

Ask Nezua 1: How Do I Get Rid of The Mexicans?

Categorized under Ask Nezua , Humor | Tags: satire

MY STATS ARE KIND ENOUGH, dear Mexican-info-hungry websurfer, to pass along those questions that you type out—so curiously—in the still of your dim room. And from the cockles of my cockles, I want nothing more than to satisfy your questions. Because answering these nuanced queries and enlightening the knowledge-hungry...

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1 de Diciembre, 2006

Offered for your perusal:

Categorized under Humor | Tags: satire

If there's even a 1% chance that Robert Schofield let one terrorist into the country with his crooked gatekeeping...shouldn't we bomb him? Come on! Do I need a bullhorn to make this point?...

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29 de Noviembre, 2006

Denial: A River of Blood and A Hill of Pain

Categorized under Humor , Iraq the Casbah | Tags: satire, The Haunted Land

I AGREE WITH THE COMPLAINTS of Lisa Disbrow of Moraga, whose son, Zach, 22, is a West Point student graduating in May and preparing to serve in Iraq. She wants the memorial of crosses and Muslim Crescents and Stars of David that mourning citizens of Lafeyette, CA have erected...

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28 de Octubre, 2006

Liberating news!

Categorized under Humor , Palabras | Tags:

A NEW GALLUP POLL says that you are all alone in your views, nobody else feels like you all the time and that when they do, they don't care if you agree anyway, so you can get over needing to be backed up on everything by 70% of the...

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20 de Octubre, 2006

Carlos Mencia's Brokeback Remake

Categorized under Humor , Medios , Pelicula | Tags:

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: The Mexican version. Once again, see the Carlos Mencia Disclaimer. This one goes out to the theme of Assimilation, with a sombrero tip to the Mex Files for letting me know it was circulatin'....

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11 de Octubre, 2006

Mel Escapes Oaxaca But Abandons His Soul

Categorized under Humor , Medios , Oaxaca | Tags: Oaxaca

HERE ON THE UNAPOLOGETIC MELWATCH®, we have been alerted to the reemergence of The Gibson by various sources, and as we have sworn a life-long vow to call attention to la locura de Gibson Jr., the path remains clear. While some of our dear readers may protest and think...

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21 de Septiembre, 2006

The Secret Plan to Inflict Guilt Upon Whites

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor | Tags:

THE BRILLIANT (AND NEVER SCARED) JONAH GOLDBERG has uncovered a diabolical plan that stretches at least 300 years into our past; a plan that shows the long-range planning skills inherent in the 9/11 attacks, among many other horrendous anti-American actions. In an OpEd titled West Needs to Stand Up...

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15 de Septiembre, 2006

¡Blogando del Gato!

Categorized under Humor , Viernes Noche Blogando del Gato | Tags:

WELL, I FIGURED IF EVERYONE ELSE DOES FRIDAY NIGHT CAT BLOGGING, then who am I to buck convention? Behold, THE UNAPOLOGETIC MEXICAN bends to the whimsy of the Great Intrinex Current of Oneness, and provides you with exactly what it is you've been craving. Papier Libre!...

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27 de Agosto, 2006

The (Inorganic) Taste of White Power

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Frontera , Humor , Los tebeos del Domingo | Tags:

Today's comics, featuring Ryan Lambert's Minuteman Salsa. As a bonus, our email exchange is included. Yummy!...

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23 de Agosto, 2006

Survivor® Tapping Into Racial Tension

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor | Tags:

First of all, no, I don't think it's a good idea to pit races against each other on the Survivor® show. It just seems like a really sleazy way to get viewers, tapping into a clearly touchy nerve. In today's climate especially, I can only see it leading to an...

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20 de Agosto, 2006

Who is the Sign For?

Categorized under Frontera , Humor , Migra | Tags:

I always liked this one. I wonder how long "Mister Hogarth" kept his job after this aired, eh?...

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Ahnold: Friend to Minutemen AND Immigrants

Categorized under Hipnotismo , Humor , Los tebeos del Domingo , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: arte, fotoshop

Today's sunday funnies!...

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18 de Agosto, 2006

God Defined

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor | Tags:

Suddenly, the history of the world and today's events make sense. It's Official: God Is A White Male Heterosexual ChristianDallas, Texas - In a vote on their party platform for the 2006 congressional elections, Republican representatives overwhelmingly approved, as their first plank and central tenet, the statement that 'God is...

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11 de Agosto, 2006

He IS the War President, After All.

Categorized under Humor | Tags: bush, hypocrisy, Mexico, zealots

Conservative political activist June Griffin has been arrested for the theft of a Mexican flag from a Dayton business. ... She said on July 18 she had noticed a small Mexican flag at an Hispanic grocery in the former Rogers Drug Store....She said she was outraged about the Mexican flag,...

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4 de Agosto, 2006

INVADERS FROM DEVIL COUNTRY TRANSMOGRIFY GOOD OLE SOUTHERN PARADISE

Categorized under Frontera , Hipnotismo , Humor | Tags: Oaxaca, satire

:::---->New arrivals from Mexico transform the Old South NO, I ALREADY TOLD YA, BOB!!!! IT'S SUDDEN INVASION FROM DANGERLAND RESHAPES THE GOOD OLE STATES IN ITS OWN BROWN IMAGE! :::: RAW STORY Published: Thursday August 3, 2006 :::: ::::Print This | Email This:::: DO BOTH! THIS RELEASE IS PRIORITY...

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31 de Julio, 2006

Count Your (Illegal) Chickens

Categorized under Humor , Invitados , Migra | Tags: Mota

Submitted by Richard Grabman on Mon, 2006-07-31 By Richard Grabman, of The Mex Files The U.S. Customs Service loves to send me press releases... they always talk about how they're part of an anti-terrorist defense operation (though, I agree with Carlos Mencia, that any ferrin terr'ists are more likely...

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The Unapologetic Mexican has been known to scribble a few things besides meandering, verbose, self-congratulatory blog posts. However, they are rarely as fun. Finally, let it be known that Nezua first dared bust out this Habanero of Truth at exactly 9:15 PM.
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29 de Julio, 2006

Joseph Mencia's Guide to Wetback English

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Still on the topic of accent, and the Spanish Language/English Language (and jobs/immigrants), this is funny shit. (Video snackbit below the cut....

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The Unapologetic Mexican has been known to scribble a few things besides meandering, verbose, self-congratulatory blog posts. However, they are rarely as fun. Finally, let it be known that Nezua first dared bust out this Habanero of Truth at exactly 11:41 PM.
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26 de Julio, 2006

Bush, President of Iraq

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I DON'T LAUGH at everything Mencia does, sometimes I think he works too hard for a joke, and sometimes I think in his "edgy" humor, he is a bit crass, or stereotypical, but I haven't seen him in a while. I found this clip [2 MB] funny, not only...

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The Unapologetic Mexican has been known to scribble a few things besides meandering, verbose, self-congratulatory blog posts. However, they are rarely as fun. Finally, let it be known that Nezua first dared bust out this Habanero of Truth at exactly 10:43 AM.
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