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Humor Entries

12 de Julio, 2008

Police Still Doing "Their Job"

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THERE'S MORE THAN ONE Jose Padilla out there, though probably most of them are brown folk. While not even close to being an Al Qaeda suspect, this particular Jose Padilla is a Judge. That doesn't stop him, apparently, from remaining suspicious enough to some types. When Jose Padilla hears...

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2 de Junio, 2008

The New Ford Reconquistador!

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MEXICO CITY - Ford Motor Co., in a struggle to regain profitability, will build its new Reconquistador subcompact at a factory near Mexico City for sale in the US. It is a blow to Detroit. But for Mexico, Friday's announcement – which has been heralded as the largest manufacturing...

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26 de Mayo, 2008

Hillaria in Puerto Rico

Categorized under 2006 Midterm Elections , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: , , ,


HORMIGUEROS, Puerto Rico (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton on Sunday offered a slightly hallucinatory defense for continuing her presidential campaign as she sought to put to rest the uproar over her comments about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. "I just refuse to admit I understand what is going...

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22 de Mayo, 2008

Obama Guilty of Dull Outgoing Message

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TO THE DISMAY OF MANY, Obama's outgoing cell-phone message seems not inspiring or hopeful at all....

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4 de Mayo, 2008

The Empire Strikes Barack

Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: , , , , ,


THE FORCE is strong with this one....

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25 de Abril, 2008

It's a Jungle Down There

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OH MY GOD let it all stop! Can't we just be happy for Amanda Marcotte? I don't know. I know I, for one, was thrilled to read that she chose the KGB bar for the reading and celebration of her new book! We all remember that KGB is a...

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6 de Abril, 2008

Absolut Reconquista Ad: Oh please let Absolut Reparations be next!

Categorized under Carmen D. , Español , Globalización , Historia , Humor , Medios | Tags:


Here’s the Absolut ad that first appeared in Mexico: It depicts the border between Mexico and the United States prior to the February 2, 1848 signing of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo following Mexico's loss of the Mexican American War. The terms of that Treaty were changed by the United...

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5 de Abril, 2008

Word

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JUST so it's clear. Whenever you write "disenfranchise" I get hungry for junk food and start daydreaming. I know it's not right. But there it is. Just ends the article like a dinner bell....

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22 de Marzo, 2008

The McCain Girls

Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos , Race for '08 | Tags: ,


I'M NOT SURE what inspired this video or what the hell it is supposed to achieve other than making me laugh out loud for over two minutes. If you only see one YouTube video this month, make it this one....

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13 de Marzo, 2008

Thru the Plexiglass

Categorized under Frontera , Humor | Tags: , , ,


PUT TOGETHER by a friend, Will Coley, and some of his friends. Here's a funny video (though its a humor held together by too many unfortunate truths) they made on the archaic and inefficient patchwork that is our current system of Immigration law....

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27 de Febrero, 2008

Dick Gregory Apologizes to the First Black President

Categorized under Corazón , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: , , , , , ,


THAT was excellent....

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26 de Febrero, 2008

Angry White Man Voting Bloc Demands Recognition. Finally.

Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor , Race for '08 , Sexismo , Violencia | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


POR SUPUESTO, we knew it was only a matter of time before the Angry White Man began to feel pouty because he was being forced to watch a political contest between—of all people—a black man and a woman! As if we aren't bombarded with images of black men and women...

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20 de Febrero, 2008

Teatro Izcalli (San Diego)

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: , , ,


DO YOU LOVE COMEDY and live near San Diego? Check behind the cut for a Chican@ comedy troupe coming to town....

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14 de Febrero, 2008

Stuff White People Like

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NEW TO THE BLOGROLL is the hilarious site Stuff White People Like. Without even getting into the posts themselves, just the "About" page sports a hilarious assortment of comments as members of the dominant culture get a taste of humor from the other side of the stick and (some) react...

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12 de Febrero, 2008

38 and 11/12ths!

Categorized under Corazón , Humor | Tags:


got this in an email, tho i made up the grafik. posting it because it's good to remember that "George" is not just a name for the criminally insane and mind-bendingly stupid. behind the cut are some fantastic reminders. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only...

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11 de Febrero, 2008

Reign of McCain

Categorized under Guerra , Humor , Iran , Iraq the Casbah , Medios , Música , Violencia | Tags: , , ,


YOU REMEMBER THIS? Here is the McCain version. Funnnny. In a scary kind of way!...

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5 de Febrero, 2008

Neutral Nezua.

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I HOPE it is perfectly clear how neutral I am on this whole Super Tuesday thing. To me it seems obvious that I have no bias whatsoever. And I also hope mis amig@s (especially ustedes in Califas!) don't feel any pressure at all to VOTE TODAY IN THE PRIMARY....

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31 de Enero, 2008

Hey, That Ain't Culo!

Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: , , , , ,


GERMAN MUSICIANS now join the horde of googlers caught up in my site stats who are obsessed with the world-famous Mexican Butt. (Not as popular a search as the highly-sought Mexican Cock, however. Let's be real.) Mexico's ambassador to Germany has voiced his displeasure over a popular German song...

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19 de Enero, 2008

Sejak!

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I MEAN, the truth is, I think I also have a Wide Stance. Not making a statement, but I'm not gonna lie. Winner!...

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Mechanical Pussy

Categorized under Humor , Stories | Tags: ,


SUDDENLY I realize that I have not, in fact, been hearing a mewling cat somewhere outside my window since the dark predawn hours. Yes, suddenly I realize that I must have forgotten that recently I picked the "mewling cat" sound as an alert for my RSS feeder. So I'm very...

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1 de Enero, 2008

Ugliest Taco Representation of 2007

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I GUESS it's work-safe....

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21 de Diciembre, 2007

Perro Flamenco Friday

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HAPPY VIERNES, VAT@S! Have a great weekend. Remember to wash down your politics with poetry or perro flamenco! It's good for the soul....

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8 de Diciembre, 2007

The Pranker and the Pretendsident

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THIS IS sort of hilarious. And to make a bigger point, it shows why living in fear is not a good idea. You can beef up security until not a single ray of light shines from the nation's core no more, and still get a kid a world away...

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6 de Diciembre, 2007

Ask a Chola Bout the WGA Strike

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: , ,


sombrero tip to Michael A. Deliz aka The Latino Insurgent. ¡Órale!...

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2 de Diciembre, 2007

You Know Immigration Reform is Desperately Needed When...

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GAME SHOWS step up to fill in the breach and offer a potential path to citizenship! PHOENIX (Reuters) - A Los Angeles company is touting a new reality game show called "Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen" that aims to create televised matrimony between legal citizens and immigrants who...

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26 de Noviembre, 2007

Repeated Tasering Shown to Cause Dementia

Categorized under Humor , Violencia | Tags: , ,


PARIS (AFP) — Antoine di Zazzo says he has been 'tasered' more than 50 times and never felt the worse for the ordeal. One of the biggest Taser representatives outside the US base, Di Zazzo also gave a surprise blast of the stun gun to French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le...

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23 de Noviembre, 2007

Viernes

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IF YOU THINK it would be a surreal experience for blindfolded contestants on "What's My Line?" to try and verbally box in Salvador Dali until they figure out who he is, you're right! And it's funny as hell, too. Happy Friday Night!...

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The Inforvasion Era

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12 de Noviembre, 2007

The Red Carpet Treatment [Veterans Day]

Categorized under Arte , Artivism , Humor , Raza | Tags: ,


LALO ALCARAZ, a Xicano who pens some damn funny comix on the regular, wrote me and asked me to post up his latest comment on the Ken Burns saga. Behind the cut, I give you Lalo's latest. Should have been up ayer, but only got it anoche....

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29 de Octubre, 2007

Decide the Tagline

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DECIDE FOR GOOOOOD N ALL who holds sway over these here five pernts! Voting closed! See last update below. Take the pollFree Poll by Blog Flux Ahem. Regarding this post, I'd like to draw on the experience of ustedes. Unlike in some other elections, your vote really does count (unless...

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23 de Octubre, 2007

OBAMA CAUGHT FONDLING SELF

Categorized under Humor , Medios , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: , ,


HERE, Barack Obama takes a moment to send a secret signal to his terrorist buddies using the "I cup my package for thee" salute and delivered during the National Anthem!!!1!!11!!1!! Luckily, ABC news corp. caught it on tape, and the respectable Raw Story is patriotic enough to host the...

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17 de Octubre, 2007

In Search of the Blue Agave

Categorized under Humor , Nezua's Tome of Tequila Etiquette | Tags: ,


OH, is dear México allowed to keep anything for herself? Impregnated with Frankencorn, her children reviled at every turn, and all the while her treasures are still being stolen! Even the tiny sapphire parts. MEXICO CITY — Mexican tequila makers are battling a surge of knockoffs as distillers worldwide...

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8 de Octubre, 2007

Humor for the Hungry, Pt. 8021b

Categorized under Derechos Humanos , Humor , Medios | Tags:


FOUND THIS on Willamette....

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5 de Octubre, 2007

Sometimes I Skip the First Two

Categorized under Foto , Humor , Palabras | Tags:


I HAVE THREE REACTIONS, I've realized, to almost all articles online or emails I come across these days. It's as predictable as any set of impulses habituated to a chain reaction could ever hope to be....

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21 de Septiembre, 2007

Straight From the Ass's Mouth

Categorized under Español , Humor | Tags: , ,


THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS not to share. Enjoy your Friday, cabrones! [Note: it helps to understand some basic Spanish.] sombrero tip to XP...

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20 de Septiembre, 2007

Petraeus Remix (Khaki Thaki Blogistan Version)

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UNLESS YOU PROVE OTHERWISE I have no choice but to propose (and conclude) that it was HERE, at The Unapologetic Mexican, that Petraeus was named "Betray Us" first! I remember a few days to a week after I made that post, Olbermann said it and got harangued by the...

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14 de Septiembre, 2007

The Felix Flytrap

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I MUST SAY...it is funny...and actually, still a bit unexpected, when someone gets furious that I claim to be "SMARTER THAN TEN ARYANS!," and takes it personally. To tell you the truth, I never thought when I made that grafik, over a year ago, that anyone would identify with...

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21 de Agosto, 2007

Whites Have More Fun?

Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Medios | Tags:


ROD STEWART WAS RIGHT! TWO UNLIKELY PARTNERS--THE YOUTH-TARGETING MTV and decades-old Associated Press--offered results Monday on a joint seven-month study looking to gain insight into the psychographics of today's 13- to-24-year-olds, and specifically trying to determine 'what makes them happy.' [...] [R]esearch showed that non-Hispanic whites are happier than blacks...

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23 de Julio, 2007

People Know Me

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I WAS JUST EMAILED with one of those MySpace friend requests which is from a "person" that is really a disguise for either some type of pharmaceutical addiction or a porn site, and so I rejected it. However, I have to say "Rebecca"s profile pleased me in such a...

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19 de Julio, 2007

A Point of Pride

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THIS IS SIMPLY the funniest video I've seen in a long, long, long time. And I don't want to say anything more about it. Except...the man has a point....

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18 de Julio, 2007

QOTD

Categorized under Humor , Ley | Tags:


"To be confronted with a naked man is shocking for everyone."...

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8 de Junio, 2007

Let's get it straight!

Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags:


I AM NOT BEHOLDEN to write about what you think I should write about in my own blog! So stop telling me that I can't tell you what to write about, dammit! This is my blog and if I want to write that, I can!...

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7 de Junio, 2007

Nezua Reveals (Finally) the Mexican Cock.

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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! Enough. I give up. Clearly, judging by my site statistics, there is a huge amount of people who visit The Unapologetic Mexican for nothing more than to gaze upon "Mexican Cock." Well, I'm tired of fighting this tireless horde. I hope this puts an end to...

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Captain, I'm Crestfallen.

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OWNING THIS BLOG and checking the stats has brought to my attention how terribly inadequate this nation is at spelling the word "apology."...

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30 de Mayo, 2007

I'M RICH, MATE!

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HOLY CRAP, the God of capital letters and sweepstakes has informed me that I've won the "AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY"!!! Wow! Moreover, it seems I've done this three times today, already! I've half a mind to just hang out in my junkmail folder all day with this sort of fortune. Damn....

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