Humor Entries
12 de Julio, 2008
Police Still Doing "Their Job"
Categorized under Humor , Raza | Tags: Latino, migra, Police Racism
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE Jose Padilla out there, though probably most of them are brown folk. While not even close to being an Al Qaeda suspect, this particular Jose Padilla is a Judge. That doesn't stop him, apparently, from remaining suspicious enough to some types. When Jose Padilla hears... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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2 de Junio, 2008
The New Ford Reconquistador!
Categorized under Humor | Tags: borders, Calderon, Mexico, Outtakes and Remakes, Reconquista
MEXICO CITY - Ford Motor Co., in a struggle to regain profitability, will build its new Reconquistador subcompact at a factory near Mexico City for sale in the US. It is a blow to Detroit. But for Mexico, Friday's announcement – which has been heralded as the largest manufacturing... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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26 de Mayo, 2008
Hillaria in Puerto Rico
Categorized under 2006 Midterm Elections , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: Hillary Clinton, Lies, racism, satire
HORMIGUEROS, Puerto Rico (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton on Sunday offered a slightly hallucinatory defense for continuing her presidential campaign as she sought to put to rest the uproar over her comments about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. "I just refuse to admit I understand what is going... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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22 de Mayo, 2008
Obama Guilty of Dull Outgoing Message
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Obama, the Onion
TO THE DISMAY OF MANY, Obama's outgoing cell-phone message seems not inspiring or hopeful at all.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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4 de Mayo, 2008
The Empire Strikes Barack
Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: Change, Clinton, Iran, Obama, Olbermann, Star Wars
THE FORCE is strong with this one.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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25 de Abril, 2008
It's a Jungle Down There
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Amanda Marcotte, KGB Bar
OH MY GOD let it all stop! Can't we just be happy for Amanda Marcotte? I don't know. I know I, for one, was thrilled to read that she chose the KGB bar for the reading and celebration of her new book! We all remember that KGB is a... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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6 de Abril, 2008
Absolut Reconquista Ad: Oh please let Absolut Reparations be next!
Categorized under Carmen D. , Español , Globalización , Historia , Humor , Medios | Tags: Absolut ad Mexico
Here’s the Absolut ad that first appeared in Mexico: It depicts the border between Mexico and the United States prior to the February 2, 1848 signing of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo following Mexico's loss of the Mexican American War. The terms of that Treaty were changed by the United... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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5 de Abril, 2008
Word
Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something, Outtakes and Remakes
JUST so it's clear. Whenever you write "disenfranchise" I get hungry for junk food and start daydreaming. I know it's not right. But there it is. Just ends the article like a dinner bell.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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22 de Marzo, 2008
The McCain Girls
Categorized under Humor , Política Estados Unidos , Race for '08 | Tags: John McCain, YouTube
I'M NOT SURE what inspired this video or what the hell it is supposed to achieve other than making me laugh out loud for over two minutes. If you only see one YouTube video this month, make it this one.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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13 de Marzo, 2008
Thru the Plexiglass
Categorized under Frontera , Humor | Tags: Amigos and Amigas, CIS, Immigration, YouTube
PUT TOGETHER by a friend, Will Coley, and some of his friends. Here's a funny video (though its a humor held together by too many unfortunate truths) they made on the archaic and inefficient patchwork that is our current system of Immigration law.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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27 de Febrero, 2008
Dick Gregory Apologizes to the First Black President
Categorized under Corazón , Humor , Race for '08 | Tags: Blacks, Clinton, Dick Gregory, Obama, Outtakes and Remakes, Race, YouTube
THAT was excellent.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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26 de Febrero, 2008
Angry White Man Voting Bloc Demands Recognition. Finally.
Categorized under El Malestar Pálido , Humor , Race for '08 , Sexismo , Violencia | Tags: Blacks, brown pride, China, hypocrisy, India, indigenous, InhuMen Behavior, misogyny, putos, racism, satire, The Violent Majority, White Power, White Supremacy
POR SUPUESTO, we knew it was only a matter of time before the Angry White Man began to feel pouty because he was being forced to watch a political contest between—of all people—a black man and a woman! As if we aren't bombarded with images of black men and women... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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20 de Febrero, 2008
Teatro Izcalli (San Diego)
Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: Chicanas, Chicanos, Comedy, San Diego
DO YOU LOVE COMEDY and live near San Diego? Check behind the cut for a Chican@ comedy troupe coming to town.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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14 de Febrero, 2008
Stuff White People Like
Categorized under Humor | Tags: blogs, Outtakes and Remakes, Race
NEW TO THE BLOGROLL is the hilarious site Stuff White People Like. Without even getting into the posts themselves, just the "About" page sports a hilarious assortment of comments as members of the dominant culture get a taste of humor from the other side of the stick and (some) react... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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12 de Febrero, 2008
38 and 11/12ths!
Categorized under Corazón , Humor | Tags: George Carlin
got this in an email, tho i made up the grafik. posting it because it's good to remember that "George" is not just a name for the criminally insane and mind-bendingly stupid. behind the cut are some fantastic reminders. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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11 de Febrero, 2008
Reign of McCain
Categorized under Guerra , Humor , Iran , Iraq the Casbah , Medios , Música , Violencia | Tags: John McCain, putos, war on terror, YouTube
YOU REMEMBER THIS? Here is the McCain version. Funnnny. In a scary kind of way!... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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5 de Febrero, 2008
Neutral Nezua.
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Obama
I HOPE it is perfectly clear how neutral I am on this whole Super Tuesday thing. To me it seems obvious that I have no bias whatsoever. And I also hope mis amig@s (especially ustedes in Califas!) don't feel any pressure at all to VOTE TODAY IN THE PRIMARY.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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31 de Enero, 2008
Hey, That Ain't Culo!
Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: Germany, Mexicans, Mickie Krause, music, putos, the Mexican Butt
GERMAN MUSICIANS now join the horde of googlers caught up in my site stats who are obsessed with the world-famous Mexican Butt. (Not as popular a search as the highly-sought Mexican Cock, however. Let's be real.) Mexico's ambassador to Germany has voiced his displeasure over a popular German song... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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19 de Enero, 2008
Sejak!
Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something
I MEAN, the truth is, I think I also have a Wide Stance. Not making a statement, but I'm not gonna lie. Winner!... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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Mechanical Pussy
Categorized under Humor , Stories | Tags: I should tag this something, My Life
SUDDENLY I realize that I have not, in fact, been hearing a mewling cat somewhere outside my window since the dark predawn hours. Yes, suddenly I realize that I must have forgotten that recently I picked the "mewling cat" sound as an alert for my RSS feeder. So I'm very... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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1 de Enero, 2008
Ugliest Taco Representation of 2007
Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something
I GUESS it's work-safe.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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21 de Diciembre, 2007
Perro Flamenco Friday
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Flamenco, YouTube
HAPPY VIERNES, VAT@S! Have a great weekend. Remember to wash down your politics with poetry or perro flamenco! It's good for the soul.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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8 de Diciembre, 2007
The Pranker and the Pretendsident
Categorized under Humor | Tags: bush, war on terror
THIS IS sort of hilarious. And to make a bigger point, it shows why living in fear is not a good idea. You can beef up security until not a single ray of light shines from the nation's core no more, and still get a kid a world away... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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6 de Diciembre, 2007
Ask a Chola Bout the WGA Strike
Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Raza | Tags: Ask A Chola, WGA, YouTube
sombrero tip to Michael A. Deliz aka The Latino Insurgent. ¡Órale!... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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2 de Diciembre, 2007
You Know Immigration Reform is Desperately Needed When...
Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something, Immigration
GAME SHOWS step up to fill in the breach and offer a potential path to citizenship! PHOENIX (Reuters) - A Los Angeles company is touting a new reality game show called "Who Wants to Marry a U.S. Citizen" that aims to create televised matrimony between legal citizens and immigrants who... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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26 de Noviembre, 2007
Repeated Tasering Shown to Cause Dementia
Categorized under Humor , Violencia | Tags: Police State, satire, Taser
PARIS (AFP) — Antoine di Zazzo says he has been 'tasered' more than 50 times and never felt the worse for the ordeal. One of the biggest Taser representatives outside the US base, Di Zazzo also gave a surprise blast of the stun gun to French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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23 de Noviembre, 2007
Viernes
Categorized under Humor | Tags: Salvador Dali, YouTube
IF YOU THINK it would be a surreal experience for blindfolded contestants on "What's My Line?" to try and verbally box in Salvador Dali until they figure out who he is, you're right! And it's funny as hell, too. Happy Friday Night!... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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The Inforvasion Era
Categorized under Arte , Humor , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: arte, Wiretapping
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12 de Noviembre, 2007
The Red Carpet Treatment [Veterans Day]
Categorized under Arte , Artivism , Humor , Raza | Tags: Ken Burns, Lalo Alcaraz
LALO ALCARAZ, a Xicano who pens some damn funny comix on the regular, wrote me and asked me to post up his latest comment on the Ken Burns saga. Behind the cut, I give you Lalo's latest. Should have been up ayer, but only got it anoche.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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29 de Octubre, 2007
Decide the Tagline
Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags: blogs, I should tag this something, the Unapologetic Mexican
DECIDE FOR GOOOOOD N ALL who holds sway over these here five pernts! Voting closed! See last update below. Take the pollFree Poll by Blog Flux Ahem. Regarding this post, I'd like to draw on the experience of ustedes. Unlike in some other elections, your vote really does count (unless... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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23 de Octubre, 2007
OBAMA CAUGHT FONDLING SELF
Categorized under Humor , Medios , Política Estados Unidos | Tags: Obama, pundits, satire
HERE, Barack Obama takes a moment to send a secret signal to his terrorist buddies using the "I cup my package for thee" salute and delivered during the National Anthem!!!1!!11!!1!! Luckily, ABC news corp. caught it on tape, and the respectable Raw Story is patriotic enough to host the... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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17 de Octubre, 2007
In Search of the Blue Agave
Categorized under Humor , Nezua's Tome of Tequila Etiquette | Tags: historia, Tequila
OH, is dear México allowed to keep anything for herself? Impregnated with Frankencorn, her children reviled at every turn, and all the while her treasures are still being stolen! Even the tiny sapphire parts. MEXICO CITY — Mexican tequila makers are battling a surge of knockoffs as distillers worldwide... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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8 de Octubre, 2007
Humor for the Hungry, Pt. 8021b
Categorized under Derechos Humanos , Humor , Medios | Tags: poverty
FOUND THIS on Willamette.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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5 de Octubre, 2007
Sometimes I Skip the First Two
Categorized under Foto , Humor , Palabras | Tags: blogs
I HAVE THREE REACTIONS, I've realized, to almost all articles online or emails I come across these days. It's as predictable as any set of impulses habituated to a chain reaction could ever hope to be.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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21 de Septiembre, 2007
Straight From the Ass's Mouth
Categorized under Español , Humor | Tags: bush, putos, YouTube
THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS not to share. Enjoy your Friday, cabrones! [Note: it helps to understand some basic Spanish.] sombrero tip to XP... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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20 de Septiembre, 2007
Petraeus Remix (Khaki Thaki Blogistan Version)
Categorized under Humor | Tags: blogs, Outtakes and Remakes, Petraeus
UNLESS YOU PROVE OTHERWISE I have no choice but to propose (and conclude) that it was HERE, at The Unapologetic Mexican, that Petraeus was named "Betray Us" first! I remember a few days to a week after I made that post, Olbermann said it and got harangued by the... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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14 de Septiembre, 2007
The Felix Flytrap
Categorized under Humor | Tags: putos
I MUST SAY...it is funny...and actually, still a bit unexpected, when someone gets furious that I claim to be "SMARTER THAN TEN ARYANS!," and takes it personally. To tell you the truth, I never thought when I made that grafik, over a year ago, that anyone would identify with... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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21 de Agosto, 2007
Whites Have More Fun?
Categorized under Cultura , Humor , Medios | Tags: I should tag this something
ROD STEWART WAS RIGHT! TWO UNLIKELY PARTNERS--THE YOUTH-TARGETING MTV and decades-old Associated Press--offered results Monday on a joint seven-month study looking to gain insight into the psychographics of today's 13- to-24-year-olds, and specifically trying to determine 'what makes them happy.' [...] [R]esearch showed that non-Hispanic whites are happier than blacks... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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23 de Julio, 2007
People Know Me
Categorized under Humor | Tags: I should tag this something
I WAS JUST EMAILED with one of those MySpace friend requests which is from a "person" that is really a disguise for either some type of pharmaceutical addiction or a porn site, and so I rejected it. However, I have to say "Rebecca"s profile pleased me in such a... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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19 de Julio, 2007
A Point of Pride
Categorized under Humor , Música | Tags: Dare Not Speak Its Name, YouTube
THIS IS SIMPLY the funniest video I've seen in a long, long, long time. And I don't want to say anything more about it. Except...the man has a point.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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18 de Julio, 2007
QOTD
Categorized under Humor , Ley | Tags:
"To be confronted with a naked man is shocking for everyone."... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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8 de Junio, 2007
Let's get it straight!
Categorized under Blogando , Humor | Tags:
I AM NOT BEHOLDEN to write about what you think I should write about in my own blog! So stop telling me that I can't tell you what to write about, dammit! This is my blog and if I want to write that, I can!... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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7 de Junio, 2007
Nezua Reveals (Finally) the Mexican Cock.
Categorized under Foto , Humor | Tags: Mexican Cock
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! Enough. I give up. Clearly, judging by my site statistics, there is a huge amount of people who visit The Unapologetic Mexican for nothing more than to gaze upon "Mexican Cock." Well, I'm tired of fighting this tireless horde. I hope this puts an end to... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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Captain, I'm Crestfallen.
Categorized under Humor | Tags:
OWNING THIS BLOG and checking the stats has brought to my attention how terribly inadequate this nation is at spelling the word "apology."... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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30 de Mayo, 2007
I'M RICH, MATE!
Categorized under Humor , Palabras | Tags:
HOLY CRAP, the God of capital letters and sweepstakes has informed me that I've won the "AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY"!!! Wow! Moreover, it seems I've done this three times today, already! I've half a mind to just hang out in my junkmail folder all day with this sort of fortune. Damn.... $MTEntryExcerpt$>
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